Care of Magical Creatures 👹

they are hot-

Ami, Rei, and I run into the room for the princess of Kingdom of D and see a woman and the princess. "Arggh dammit! It was almost mine!" The woman said in a male voice. "Ayo what the fuck—" The "woman" jumped back and turned into a hot man. "Woah..." Y/n whistled, throwing the man off. "Shut up, Y/n!" His face turned serious. "You leave me no choice. Come forth, the monster who serves our Great Ruler and to my bidding!" He hexes the princess.

"Good, now take the treasure and go."

"No one shall have The Legendary Silver Crystal."

           The princess runs out. 'The hell.' Ami and Rei run out. The man and I just stare at each other. "Y/N!" Rei called. "ALRIGHT I AM COMING! Catch ya later hottie." I run out, giving him a wink.

          "Oh we're transforming?" I saw them in their suits. "Yes! Hurry!" I sigh and transform. 'At least my transformation isn't a minute long.'

          "SAILOR MOON. THE ONLY WAY TO BANISH THE DARKNESS IS WITH THE STRONGER LIGHT." I roll my eyes. 'Him again?' The darkness jumped onto a roof after being blasted by the moonlight.

"Hm. The only thing you heard is my shadow."

"They still got the better of you, Nephrite."

          Three more hot men show up. "Who—Who are you?" I scoff. "I'll tell you what they there— they are hot—" Rei slapped my head. "Be quiet, Sun!" Luna exclaimed.

"We are the Four Kings of the Dark Kingdom who serve our Great Ruler. I am Kunzite."

"Zoisite."

"I'm Nephrite."

"Jadeite."

          "Hear me, Sailor Guardians, The Legendary Silver Crystal you seek rightfully belongs to our Great Ruler and we will get it. No matter what the cause. Then, the Dark Kingdom will reign over this world and you will all bow down before our Great Ruler."

          I gulp. 'Damn, deep voices are my weakness lol. But what a long speech, I'm getting tired.' They disappear. "It was a good view." They look at me, as if I were crazy. "Are you crazy?" I look up thinking.

"Uhhh— Yeah. Yeah, I am. You have no idea what's in my mind right now."

"And I don't think we want to know."

Then we ran away to hide our identities. It suddenly got to the topic of Umino being handsome.

"Oh wow and I get hate for apparently "liking" him."

"You're 17! The oldest!"

"Well you shouldn't have assumed I liked younger boys! I sound like a pedophile!"

The legendary treasure ended up being a small shiny statue of the first princess, which made me smile, trying to stifle my laughter. 'WE FOUGHT FOR THIS— BAHAHAHA—'

          I walked to where Usagi went and saw TUXEDO MASK kiss USAGI, A 14-YEAR OLD. 'And they say IM WEIRD.' I shake my head and walk away.

Care of Magical Creatures 👹

Y/n L/n:

WE FOUGHT PVER A STATUE
WE're ALL DUMB
O SAW SMTH I SHOULDNT HAVE TOO

Ami Mizuno:
What is it?

Y/n L/n:
Not my secret to tell
Plus if I do tell someone's gonna catch a case lol

Rei Hino:
╰replying to Y/n L/n You're gonna catch a case for thinking those men were hot.

Y/n L/n:
I don't know if you know this concept
But hot villains are 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
They can hit it ngl

Rei Hino:
You are disappointing.

Y/n L/n:
I know 😍💅
Luna is gonna HATE me lol

Rei Hino:
I think she does
She'll read our conversations

Ami Mizuno:
The more this group chat is alive, the more chance we'll get arrested

Rei Hino:
╰replying to Ami Mizuno Wasn't this your idea?

Ami Mizuno:
Yes

Luna has entered the groupchat

Y/n L/n:
Oh shitatatata

Luna:
Y/N M/N L/N
KEEP YOUR HORMONES IN CHECK.

Y/n L/n:
NO ONE CANT STOP ME FROM SHOVING THIS CHAIR DOWN MY THROAT, LUNA

Luna:
NO.

Y/n L/n:
YOU'RE BEING HOMOPHOBIC

Ami Mizuno:
????

Y/n L/n:
I'm getting my LAWYER because you hate GAY PPL

Luna:
I'm done.

Luna has left the groupchat