Yes sir 😯😯

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Usagi Tsukino added Makoto Kino

Y/n L/n:
HEY HEY HEY
PRETTY LADY
YOU DID AWESOME WORK OUT THERE TONIGHT

Makoto Kino:
Thank you... You did well too!
It's like you were flawless

Ami Mizuno:
But you left in the middle of the fight! Where'd you go?

Y/n L/n:
can't you believe it?
they're selling BODY PILLOWS around the area now
I de-transformed and bought one lol
I also bought two My Little Pony charm bracelets.
Anyone want the other one?

Rei Hino:
How can you be so reckless?

Usagi Tsukino:
Yeah! This is serious!

Y/n L/n:
Hey hey
While you were trying to defeat Alpha Bridezilla, I was taking care of the other heartbrokened yet not real bridezillas
They fucking scratch too 🥵
Wrong emoji lmao 😭
You're welcome 🥰🤞💯

Ami Mizuno:
Thank you, N/n-chan

Y/n L/n:
You're welcome babe.
Now if you'll excuse me
I'll be having imaginary sex with my wife

Makoto Kino:
You're all so funny

Usagi Tsukino:
Sorry about her
She's... older than all of us and she's quite... odd.

Y/n L/n:
I AM THE DOMINANT MWUAHAHAHA
I choked on my spit

Ami Mizuno:
Be careful N/n-chan!

Y/n L/n:
I will babe
Goodbye hotties
Gotta fuck with that big buff cookie 🤤

Rei Hino:
What... the hell.

Y/n L/n:
having a COOKIEGASM UGH

The Four Kings

Y/n L/n has entered the groupchat

Y/n L/n:
HEYYYYYYY FUCKERS
LETS GET HIGH AND FUCK

Nephrite:
Who are you?

Y/n L/n:
Mike Hawk

Nephrite:
...

Y/n L/n:
You said that out loud, didn't ya?

Zoisite:
What is your identity? Reveal now!

Y/n L/n:
I identify as blanket
I'm pronouns are hand sanitizer

Kunzite:
I demand you reveal your identity, now.

Y/n L/n:
Yes sir 😯😯
Y/n L/n sir
I identify as female sir
Single 🫣

Jadeite:
Lonely as hell.

Y/n L/n:

I think you're talking about yourself I also got hoes left and right 😬

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I think you're talking about yourself I also got hoes left and right 😬

Jadeite:
Wtv

Y/n L/n:
Hey...
I recognize you guys...
I think
Your names in fact

Zoisite:
Is that so?

Y/n L/n:
WAIT
YOU GUYS ARE THE ENEMIES
I hate y'all smh 🥱

Kunzite:
Because we're the enemies

Y/n L/n:
One thing about most main antagonists
They're hot as FUCK shiiiiiit
That's what I hate 😫

Jadeite:
You're just desperate at this point
You think we're hot?

Y/n L/n:
I am not even sure if you ARE those guys

Kunzite:
How do you know our identities?
The only beings we've told are—

Y/n L/n:
I fucked up didnt I
Shit well
You don't know which one I am 😜

Nephrite:
You sound like the one in the gray suit

Y/n L/n:
Lol shit
Ummmm
Great talking to you guys but
I gotta wash my soap
After I dropped it
Wicked events happened 🤗

Kunzite:
Which guardian are you exactly?

Y/n L/n:
I....
Forgot .

Nephrite:
You're the one who was flirting with me.

Y/n L/n:
I did?
Oh gee golly 😳
Hope that didn't scare you away

Jadeite:
Who... are you?

Y/n L/n:
replying to Jadeite Dude.
I literally introduced myself
Hard of memory???

Jadeite:
Next time I see you I will slap you.

Y/n L/n:
... Promise? 😏

Zoisite:
Should we kick her out?

Kunzite:
replying to Zoisite No. She might be of good use.

Jadeite:
She's a pain in the ass.
Let's kick her online and physically

Y/n L/n:
Yeah yeah I'll just be here in the background like I can't see your texts 💃🕺

Kunzite:
We've decided to let you stay.

Y/n L/n:
When have I asked to stay
Can't stay with people hotter than me 😤😤😤
Jk I can
I think 🧐

Jadeite:
Permission to find her and annihilate her?

Y/n L/n:
Not really into degrading but at this moment, I give you permission
Standing at my window rn

Jadeite:
replying to Y/n L/n Bet.

Y/n L/n:

Y/n L/n:

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