(Sailor Moon Crystal x Female!Reader) (Modern! AU)
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You and the Sailor Moon Crystal Characters in a group chat can be chaotic and quite exhausting.
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♔ 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶...
Y/n L/n: HEY HEY HEY PRETTY LADY YOU DID AWESOME WORK OUT THERE TONIGHT
Makoto Kino: Thank you... You did well too! It's like you were flawless
Ami Mizuno: But you left in the middle of the fight! Where'd you go?
Y/n L/n: can't you believe it? they're selling BODY PILLOWS around the area now I de-transformed and bought one lol I also bought two My Little Pony charm bracelets. Anyone want the other one?
Rei Hino: How can you be so reckless?
Usagi Tsukino: Yeah! This is serious!
Y/n L/n: Hey hey While you were trying to defeat Alpha Bridezilla, I was taking care of the other heartbrokened yet not real bridezillas They fucking scratch too 🥵 Wrong emoji lmao 😭 You're welcome 🥰🤞💯
Ami Mizuno: Thank you, N/n-chan
Y/n L/n: You're welcome babe. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be having imaginary sex with my wife
Makoto Kino: You're all so funny
Usagi Tsukino: Sorry about her She's... older than all of us and she's quite... odd.
Y/n L/n: I AM THE DOMINANT MWUAHAHAHA I choked on my spit
Ami Mizuno: Be careful N/n-chan!
Y/n L/n: I will babe Goodbye hotties Gotta fuck with that big buff cookie 🤤
Rei Hino: What... the hell.
Y/n L/n: having a COOKIEGASM UGH
The Four Kings
Y/n L/n has entered the groupchat
Y/n L/n: HEYYYYYYY FUCKERS LETS GET HIGH AND FUCK
Nephrite: Who are you?
Y/n L/n: Mike Hawk
Nephrite: ...
Y/n L/n: You said that out loud, didn't ya?
Zoisite: What is your identity? Reveal now!
Y/n L/n: I identify as blanket I'm pronouns are hand sanitizer
Kunzite: I demand you reveal your identity, now.
Y/n L/n: Yes sir 😯😯 Y/n L/n sir I identify as female sir Single 🫣
Jadeite: Lonely as hell.
Y/n L/n:
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I think you're talking about yourself I also got hoes left and right 😬
Jadeite: Wtv
Y/n L/n: Hey... I recognize you guys... I think Your names in fact
Zoisite: Is that so?
Y/n L/n: WAIT YOU GUYS ARE THE ENEMIES I hate y'all smh 🥱
Kunzite: Because we're the enemies
Y/n L/n: One thing about most main antagonists They're hot as FUCK shiiiiiit That's what I hate 😫
Jadeite: You're just desperate at this point You think we're hot?
Y/n L/n: I am not even sure if you ARE those guys
Kunzite: How do you know our identities? The only beings we've told are—
Y/n L/n: I fucked up didnt I Shit well You don't know which one I am 😜
Nephrite: You sound like the one in the gray suit
Y/n L/n: Lol shit Ummmm Great talking to you guys but I gotta wash my soap After I dropped it Wicked events happened 🤗
Kunzite: Which guardian are you exactly?
Y/n L/n: I.... Forgot .
Nephrite: You're the one who was flirting with me.
Y/n L/n: I did? Oh gee golly 😳 Hope that didn't scare you away
Jadeite: Who... are you?
Y/n L/n: ╰replying to Jadeite Dude. I literally introduced myself Hard of memory???
Jadeite: Next time I see you I will slap you.
Y/n L/n: ... Promise? 😏
Zoisite: Should we kick her out?
Kunzite: ╰replying to Zoisite No. She might be of good use.
Jadeite: She's a pain in the ass. Let's kick her online and physically
Y/n L/n: Yeah yeah I'll just be here in the background like I can't see your texts 💃🕺
Kunzite: We've decided to let you stay.
Y/n L/n: When have I asked to stay Can't stay with people hotter than me 😤😤😤 Jk I can I think 🧐
Jadeite: Permission to find her and annihilate her?
Y/n L/n: Not really into degrading but at this moment, I give you permission Standing at my window rn
Jadeite: ╰replying to Y/n L/n Bet.
Y/n L/n:
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