R + E •Reddie•

Sleepover 😜

Eddie's POV:
I think Richie is the most childish person I know. He makes jokes every 5 minutes that AREN'T even funny and he acts like a 8 year old girl at sleepovers.

Richie: "what do ya wanna do Ed's- uh Eddie"

Eddie: "sleep"

Richie: "Dude it's only 9pm!"

Eddie: "yea and I've had a long day!"

Richie: "can we please do something I'm so bored!"

Eddie: "oh my god what do you want to do?"

Richie: "can we sneak out!"

Eddie: "No! My mom will kill me if she finds out!"

Richie: "That's why we make sure she doesn't find out duh"

Eddie: "No do you know how many creeps are outside just roaming"

Richie: "do they look like you?"

I stared at him with a look that was just telling him to shut up.

Richie: "they can't be that scary then"

Eddie: "Shut up Richie"

Richie: "so we can?"

Eddie: "no"

Richie: "come on I have some money so we can go to the store"

He wasn't gonna stop asking. I swear if we get caught, though, I'm gonna tell my mom he was a random bozo off the streets trying to kidnap me.

Eddie: "Oh my god, let's go since you won't shut the hell up!"

Richies POV:
Yes! To be honest, I just wanna spend my money because I have nothing else to spend it on, and it was probably gonna get stolen if I didn't use it soon.

Eddie's POV:

Eddie: "Get your god damn shoes on"

He looked like a dog getting ready to go on a walk, and to be honest, he is probably more of a dog than an actual dog. He looks like one, too.

Eddie: "I'm going to bed mommy!!"

Richie looked at me like he was trying so hard not to laugh

Richie: "mommy?"

He started laughing, and i rolled my eyes as I gave him a shove and walked past him towards the window.

Eddie: "If my mom finds out I'm not even kidding I'll kill you"

Richie: "Relax dude"

Eddie: "I am relaxed you're just annoying"

Richie: "whatever you say"

He climbed onto my STILL BROKEN WINDOW then started to climb out of it into the tree. I slowly and carefully followed.

Richie: "hurry the fuck up!"

Richie yelled at me. He was already on the floor and I was still on the branch.

Eddie: "I'm trying!"

Richie: "You're slower than my dead grandma!"

Eddie: "Shut up!"

Richie: "I'll shut up when you hurry up!"

Eddie: "I'm trying but it's hard to do with you yelling at m-"

I heard the branch crack then BOOM. Feel to the floor.

Richies POV:
Ah fuck! I run over to him.

Richie: "you okay?!"

Eddie: "you really want me to answer?"

Richie: "uh"

Eddie: "You are so lucky that I wasn't too high"

I laughed awkwardly and helped him up.

Richie: "Maybe don't be so slow next time"

Eddie: "I just fell because of you and that's all you say?!"

Richie: "I fell for your mom ya know"

Eddie: "you know that missing poster you saw?"

Richie: "uh yea?"

Eddie: "I hope it comes true"

Richie: "That's not even funny!"

Eddie: "who said I was joking?"

Eddie said that chuckling a bit and I started to laugh.
After about 5 mins of walking we finally got to the store. We bought a bunch of junk food and soda, enough to last all night.