Chapter 46: Jale For Sale

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Crap crap CRAP AAAUUGGGHHH WWHHHYYY FI WHY FI WHHHYYYY?!?!

A/N: I'm fully aware 'Why Fi' sounds like Wi-Fi.

"Um Fi? I-I'm 15 and you're 16."

"And?" She asked. "Thanks only a one year-"

"That's not the point, I'm saying that we are too young for this type of stuff." I explained.

"Well for one it's perfectly legal for us to and number two I don't care, we've been through hell together and for some reason the dark side of this world keeps trying to pull is apart and I think there's a reason why! So what do you say Em? I love you and I want you to know that so please tell me!" She explained.

Why do I have the feeling someone is watching us?

I digress I DUNNO I CAN'T I CAN'T NO BUT I WANT TO BUT I-

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE! THE GUY IS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS SHIT NOT HER, eh doesn't matter anymore I guess. It's the 21st century.

"Um Fi are you sure about this? Is it your hormones or-"

"No! I mean it and I've been thinking about it. I don't care about this and that and all this junk. I want to be with you for the rest of my life!"

If this was a book, this would be the cringiest part of the book.

I sighed and I looked at her determined but pleading eyes.

Now I'm just embarrassed.

Here I am, getting proposed and I'm 15 and oh wait I died not too long ago. Maybe I should just enjoy my life and not care anymore.

"Um, I uh alright FINE." I smiled.

"Oh my gosh really?!"

"Y-yes?"

"No way AHH THANK YOU!!" She leaped on to me, hugged me and kept kissing the shit out me, "she gave me an engagement ring as well."

I'm running out of oxygen.

Then out of no where I hear someone laughing their ass off, we both freeze and I get and I see out of all people....

....Jack from Phoenix, sadly not Jake from State farm, laughing his ass off.

"What are you doing here?!" I sternly asked as I leaned over to his hysterical ass.

"Was he watching us?!" Fi asked.

"Mhmm, I was on my way to see Kuzin who's in the hospital for gallbladder surgery for drinking too much vodka and I see you two dumbasses proposing like idiots!" Jack laughed "It was hysterical!"

I shook my head and stood up straight, I mumble "Yeah we did kinda look stupid."

"You're just jealous!" She glanced over to him and and dragged him by his shirt collar. "Let's go see if we can fit him in the vending machine!"

"Yeah OK!" I laughed.

"We HAVE to do something to celebrate."

"Wait quick question, how did you get this?!" I asked pointing to the ring on my finger.

"It was on my family, remember they own a super wealthy cell phone company. They completely accept this engagement." She replied.

"Oh, alright I guess." I put BOTH hands in my pocket. "You do realize I intend on buying you one too."

"Oh I know." She laughed.

You know I can hear you two as you drag me!" Jack reminded us.

"For speaking, you will be priced at 6$ instead of two at the vending machine." I told him.

"Haha Ginger Jale is for Sale!"

"How do you two know my nickname?!" He asked.

"I used to be with EMBER remember?"

"Ah, right." Jack said, defeated.

We stuffed him the vending machine and priced him at 6$, now people have the choice of either buying a small bag of chips or buying Ginger Jale.

We were both giggling at the scene as Jack was literally in the vending machine, we both looked at each and continued laughing.

"So when are we telling everybody else?" She asked.

"When it's appropriate." I told her. "It'll be a shock since um we are adolescents."

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