Cartman's perspective
I listened to my classmates whispering to each other while our dumb, ugly teacher went on with her boring lesson. That dumb bitch Wendy Testaburger turned around to glare at me. "Why do you have to be such an asshole? Why can't you just fuck off?" There she goes again with the annoying lectures. Why was she defending that frenchie, anyway? This bitch is almost as dumb and stupid as Kyle. I roll my eyes. "Suck my balls"
"Is something the matter?" The stupid teacher turned to face us. "Nope, nothing" I laid my chin on the palm of my hand. I just wanted to go to lunch, already. "Then pay attention" The bitch looked at me, then turned back to the board. Now my only problem was, what was I going to do with Pip? I wanted to totally mess with him. It's been a while since I'd had a good laugh. Maybe I could gather some other kids around and we could all kick his ass in front of the rest of the school. That would be so fucking hilarious, to just totally fuck him up and humiliate him. I would have to figure out who I was gonna talk to about that. I could probably manipulate Butters into doing it, but he's such a fucking wimp. He probably wouldn't be able to do much damage. But, I could at least get him to help me track him down.
"Hey, Butters" I tapped his shoulder. Luckily, the dumb fuck was sitting next to me, so I didn't have to put in much effort to get to him. "What is it, Eric?" He widened his eyes at me. This was going to be fun. "How'd you like to do me a favor?" Butters rubbed his knuckles together- it was this dumb thing he did a lot when he was anxious. "You remember that Pip kid from elementary school, right?"
"I sure do! He was a nice fella" Ugh, he had dumb smile on his face again. What good did he even see in that pathetic Brit? He looked like a girl, for fuck sake! And that accent. I fucking hated it. Why do Brits have to talk like that? "Well, don't you wonder how he just came back all of a sudden? He was dead. You knew that. You were at his funeral, weren't you?" The dumb blonde rubbed his knuckles a little faster, now. "Well, u-uh.. I hadn't really thought about that"
"Well, I think you better investigate. He could be a zombie, or a robot in disguise for all we know!" I couldn't believe how easy this was. "Oh, gee.. okay, Eric"
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