Weird book with creepypastas and me! (And my friends) (#Wattys2017)

what da heck???

Jeff: *runs around like a crazy maniac* LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!!!!
Jane: Woooooow just woooooow pethetic!!
Me: I know right!! Why did he do dat!! Wait crap BEN SHOOT!!!
Ben: NUUUU NUUU YOU SHOOT
Me: FINE *shoots* OH YEAH!!
Jeff: *gets dizzy* brxpaheichaoehgochslanxjfhekx!!! *passes out*
Me: he has mental problems!
Jane: YA DONT SAY?
E.J: lauren want a kidney?
Me: oh sure *takes kidney from E.J and eats it* mmmm thats gooood now im going to go eat candy if you dont mind! *walks upstairs to her candy stash and takes like 10 chocolate bars* *eats them all* wooo CANDY!!