Weird book with creepypastas and me! (And my friends) (#Wattys2017)

STOP IT PINKAMENA

Me: *on phone reading fanfics*
Pinkamena: Kendall
Me: Wut
Pinkamena: Bake cupcakes with meee
Me: No.
Pinkamena: yes.
Me: no.
Pinkamena: yes.
Me: -_-
Pinkamena: Ill throw your sketchbook into your lava torture room. I KNOW YOU LOVE TO DRAW
Me: *le gasp* DONT YOU DARE
Pinkamena: hahahhaha
Me: *throws phone at a lamp* ILL KILL YOU
Pinkamena: not if I KILL YOU FIRST! *throws about 50 knives at me*
Me: OW SHITTTTTTTTTTACKE MUSHROOMS *whacks her with a lampshade cause im random*
Pinkamena: NOT THE LAMPSHADES >~<
Me: hahhahaha your ultimate weakness
Pinkamena: jesus fucking christ have mercy on my soul >~<
Me: AHHAHAHA *whacks her again*
Pinkamena: *runs*
Me: okay back to my fanfics *gets phone*