Weird book with creepypastas and me! (And my friends) (#Wattys2017)

Randomness.

Me: Yo Jeff~kun!
Jeff: Dont call me that
Me: BOI ILL CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT!!
Jeff: stahp yellingggg
Me: NAH BRUH ILL YELL ALL I WANTTTT
Toby: Jeffs right, SHUT UP!
Me: Oh Toby... Finally agreeing with Jeff, huh?
Toby: I'm not an idiot!
Me: YES YOU ARE!! LAST NIGHT YOU RAN INTO A WALL!!
Toby: Thats because I was drunk -.-
Me: WELL WHY WERE YOU DRUNK??
Toby: BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME LIKE 10 BEERS AND TOLD ME TO DRINK THEM!!
Jeff: You didn't HAVE t-
Toby: She forced me
Jeff: 0-0
Me: Well I'm gonna go get Ben s-
Jeff & Toby: NO!
Me: Why?
Jeff: Hes a bitch!
Me: Oh yeah. I remember those times when you would get into fights with him. Ahh, good ol' days...
Jeff: *slaps me*
Me: BOIII!!! *takes his knife*
Jeff: *tackles me down*
Toby: YEP NOPE BYEEEE!