Weird book with creepypastas and me! (And my friends) (#Wattys2017)

Who took the "sugar"!?

Me: *walks into kitchen and looks in the cabinet for... Something* EJ!!! DID YOU TAKE THE "SUGAR"!?
EJ: bish im right here!
Me: bish.
Ben: I took the "sugar" *holding a bag of white powder*
Me: GIMME THAT SHIZ!! *snatches the bag from Ben* *tries to quickly open it but fails*
LJ: NO! *snatches it from me and runs*
Me: BOIIII!!
Sonic: HAYYYY!!! *takes it from LJ and runs SUPER FAST*
Tails Doll: SANIC!!!! *manages to take the bag from Sonic* NO!! *runs*
Toby: I WANT THE "SUGAR"!!!
Kate(the chaser): GIMME IT!!!
Toby: *takes the bag from Tails Doll then snorts the "sugar"*