Weird book with creepypastas and me! (And my friends) (#Wattys2017)

This is straight up weird

Sydney: JEFF YOU SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH GIVE ME MY FUCKING SPELL BOOK BACK!!! *chasing Jeff around the mansion*
Jeff: NEVA BITCH *jumps over me*
Me: GAH WHAT THE HELL MAN
Toby: *watching* This is weird.
Me: I JUST GOT JUMPED OVER
Toxic: That sounds kind of wrong.
Me: YOUR A SLUT JUST LIKE HAZE (One of my best friends rp characters)
Toxic: YOU GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM WITH THAT BITCH?!?
Me: YES
Toxic: YOU WANNA GO?!?!
Me: FIGHT ME MATHAFACKA!!!!
Jada: Today is just full of weirdness
Me and Toxic: *beating eachothers asses*