Weird book with creepypastas and me! (And my friends) (#Wattys2017)

Wifi Wifey

Me: *on phone listening to music on YouTube Music* *Wifi Wifey by Nick Bean starts playing* TOBY GET OVER HERE!
Toby: *walks over to me* ehhh what do you want?
Me: Wifi Wifey just came on
Toby: OMG NO!! GOD DAMMIT NOW I CAN LITERALLY HEAR IT!! FUCK YOU!!
Me: >:3 IM SO EVILLLL!!!
Toby: YES YOU ARE!!
Masky: shut up!!
Toby: NAH!
Me: WE ARE DISCUSSING SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT!
Masky: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK SO QUIET THE FUCK DOWN!
Me: BITCH YOU WANNA GO!?!
Masky: FIGHT ME
Ben: Yeah no.

(P.S I actually sorta like the song Wifi Wifey.)