' Well this is unexpected ' [ Camilo Madrigal x male reader!

Witches?

Camilo POV

omfg did i sleep? no. was it worth hanging out with Y/N?  no.

i rose from my grave and waddled my way to the kitchen. ofc not without getting dressed up.

i see my familia  all gathered around the table. ' c'mon camilo get up' i groaned before switching.

"Hola familia!" i greeted and waved, smiling like i always have. im such an actor. all those acting for  tio bruno was definitely worth it- not it wasn't.

"how did you sleep Camilo?" mami asked. i slept shit "i slept wonderfully"

"here you go Camilo" Mirabel passed me a plate. filled with my favorite. i smile while thanking her. before eating it up like a fat pig.

" has anyone heard the rumors? i know u have Dolores ." Abuela asked, plumping down onto her seat.

"you mean the thief rumor? how could no one hear it? practically everyone gossip about it!"

Tio Agustin answered. wait, y/n a rumor? WAIT I NEVER HEARD OF IT, HAS THAT LITTLE GIRL BEEN GOING AROUND TELLING EVERYONE??

"apparently this thief is well known around the globe. stealing without fail!"  Tia Julieta praised.

"do you think this thief attempted to rob the casita?"  yes, yes he tried but failed lmfao.

time skip bcim lazy

Y/N POV

bruh im bored. my fatass havent even gotten up from my bed yet. UGHHHBBHHH IM SO BORED.

i glanced at the cat beside me. he seems to be licking himself. what a weirdo.

"so uh, got any plans?" i asked the cat. he stops to look at me before answering with a "no"

i nod my head before drifting off into thought... i should spy on sum people. yeah...yeah. YEAH

YEAH I'LL DO JUST THAT. i bolted out of my seat, hairy cat( i dont have a name yet lmfao) flinched. (he hurts you doesnt he?) 

"I JUST GOT A PLAN HAIRY CAT. WE SHOULD SPY ON THE TOWN FOLKS AND SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EM" i turned to the cat only to be met with a disapproving frown.

"WE SHOULD NOT DO THAT, NO." gasp- " WHY NOT" i ask with my puppy eyes that don't actually looks like puppy eyes. "for starters, thats creepy!! secondly IM NOT TRYING TO BE SUED FROM ANGRY MOTHERS." what a pussy bleh, " WELL U GOT A BETTER PLAN?" i say throwing my arms all over the place. "NOT YET AT LEAST. I JUST KNOW THAT IM NOT SPYING ON PEOP-"

in town

"i cant believe we're doing this.." hairy cat sighed for the tenth time. "oh! oH! look at that dude over there!" Y/N points to this shady man who seems to be placing boxes inside a carriage. 

"yea what abt him" hairy cat sighed again. "why do u think hes placing boxes inside a carriage?"

"idk and im not here to find out" hairy cat gets up and begins leaving only to be yanked back. "i am" Y/N says before leaping through the air. he didn't get far tho considering the fact he landed on somebody's grandma.

"crap u alright miss!?" geez i hope i didnt break her bones-

"who's that obnoxious weight!" yelled the woman. y/n looks at her in pure shock and offence. 'whatthefuckdidusaytomeoldswigglyhag' was rushing through his thoughts. "get off me!"