This Groupchat story is from the POV of Lola's phone
🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕
BBG made a group chat
BBG added DILF, Papa and 6 others
DILF:
Garcia, why did you make this? We already have a BAU group chat.BBG:
A non work related group chat was very much needed.Mr.Clean:
Hey baby girl.Slenderman:
??Emo:
yk we are all literally in walking distance of each other.MILF:
exactly.Papa:
Great, another groupchat to annoy the shit out of me.Mr.Clean:
🖕🖕 be quiet pesto pasta.Slenderman:
Lola you haven't sent a single message yet, are you okay?You:
Just observingBBG:
Anyways, what do you guys all do it free time?DILF:
Why?BBG:
curiosity xxSlenderman:
I like to read.MILF:
IDK, I don't really have much free time.DILF:
Same.Mr.Clean:
Working out ofc 💪🏾👌🏾Papa:
Cooking👍🏻You:
I'm currently into Photography 💅🏽BBG:
Wait, Lo really?You:
Yeah..MILF:
Show us some!You:
Nah..Emo:
What? Why not? Come on, show usssYou:
Fine..Mr.Clean:
What. The. Fuck.Papa:
What a sight 👌Slenderman:
I'm saving that. Got anymore?You:
Well..BBG:
I'm not so sure if I want to see anymore of them...MILF:
TBH same.Emo:
^ Yup 👌🏻DILF:
Agreed.You:
Emo:
Who is that on the right? Is that Kate Callahan or Alex Blake?Slenderman:
Alex Blake.You:
Yup she was sexy 😏BBG:
Lola, you think everyone is sexy..Mr.Clean:
I like the photo but it would've been better if I was in it 🙄MILF:
I love that photo it used to be my lock screenPapa:[Reply to BBG]
That is so trueYou:
Is not.You:
Okay, I stopped calling Rossi a gilf 3 months ago..Papa:
I still don't know what a GILF is, im searching it up..BBG:
ROSSI DONT SEARCH IT UP PLEASE DONT.DILF:
I'm not sure if I should be grateful I don't know what a gilf is or not.Emo:
not.MILF:
grateful...Em, are you and Lola trying to make our boss quit???You:
No👍🏽Emo:
Yes👍🏻Slenderman:
You guys need Psych Evals...DILF:
Great idea.You:
wait no please dont. So not cool 🖕🏽😍💦Mr.Clean:
What up with those emojis??You:
What up with yo face??Slenderman:
Have none of you realised that you can go home now? I'm already gone.You:
...Bye[Read]
You:
Rude 🖕🏽🖕🏽
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BAU group chat with OC (DISCONTINUED)
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