🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕
9:27 AMDer:
Gays can read?Daddy:
What does that say?MILF:
IdkYou:
I think it says buy rain on me on i tunes..Der:
didn't need to be rude 😒Der:
Spence, are you into cars?Slenderman:
Yeah, I love that movie.Der:
No 😭💀Der:
Like are you a car person?Slenderman:
Like a transformer??You:
Spence, i think he is trying to ask if you have any interest in cars.Slenderman:
Oh.Slenderman:
Well then no, i prefer facts and science instead.Slenderman:
Did you know that blueberries are the only fruit named after a color 😊Der:
Star fruit?Slenderman:
Close, thats a shape 💕Sugar:
What about an orange?You:
An orange has the same name as a colour, not named after it :) i think... anyways BYE!Der:
Gay people always be like "BYE!" Where tf r you going??You:
Your moms houseSlenderman:
Ha gottemDer:
You think yours so smart. Well, can you make a sentence without using the letter 'A'?You:
You thought you just did something, didnt you? Well im sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be formed without employing the first letter of the english lexicon.Der:
Didnt you get hit by a car or something.You:
:)Daddy:
Hotch, why are you so quiet??DILF:
What did you want me to do? Moan?You:
Yes pls
[Unsent]Sugar:
🤨🤨You:
Fuck off, old manSugar:
Who are you calling old?Slenderman:
You know, society doesnt consider someone old until they turn 65.Sugar:
Thank you reid, therefore i have a couple of years yet. So keep those old man comments to yourself, Pierce.You:
I pull my ass out of bed every day just to be disrespected? I think the fuck not.
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