I'm publishing a teen wolf fic soon if that piques anyone's interests. So check that out when it does.
An ⚠️OUT OF CHARACTER (slightly and only for comedic purposes)⚠️ Criminal Minds group chat with a new agent joining the team; Lola Pierce.
《CRINGE...
Why did you date derek when you have a crush on our boss?????
Cause..
We slept together...and we decided to give it a shot. Plus i wanted to forget about my crush on hotch. Im his subordinate and he would never like me in that way anyways.
Ok. But just know, me and/or the girls are always here for you.
Thank you em x
Np, my love.
🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕 2:09
Slenderman: Has anyone seen my glasses? Genuine question. I cant find them.
Emo: I inhaled them 😋😋
DILF: Should i be concerned?
You: They are on my desk, sweet boy xx
Slenderman: Thank you Lola 😎😎
Emo: 😎😎?? More like 🤓🤓
You: Go snort some more glasses or something, PrEnTiSs 🙄
Emo: That Daddy Prentiss to you😡😠
Der: Say less 😏😏😏
Daddy: Im a lesbian. Theres no need for you to use it dw xx
You: Der, ill send you a titty pic if you apologize.
Der: Sorry em 😔😔😔
DILF: If i apologize, can i get one too?
[Unsent]
BBG: Did anyone else see that?
DILF: see what?
BBG: I mean like was it a joke or...
BBG: Yk what nvm just ignore what i said.
Slenderman: Ive found my glasses and finished my paperwork now im bored.
DILF: Everyone, let Spencer lead by example. FINISH YOUR PAPERWORK!
You: What? So now im supposed to do anything spencer does? What if he jumped off a cliff?
DILF: If Spencer were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water and angle of entry. So, yes, if you see spencer jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
You: You jump off a cliff.
DILF: I will, provided Spencer do it first.
Slenderman: 🦑
Papa: Is this #Loron or #Heid? I really cannot tell at this point.
Der: Im kinda shipping #Jola...
MILF: Well that came out of fucking nowhere. Where'd you get that idea? Narnia?
Daddy: 🤳👉🕳
Slenderman: Im still bored.
You:
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You: Maybe that'll keep you occupied cos it sure did for me.
Der: Or maybe this
Der:
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You: How tf did you get that??
DILF: That's a question I should be asking 🤨
MILF: Literal Bi panic.
DILF: 🤨
Der: 👨👦= Hotch = dilf
Papa: [Reply to DILF] What? Are you Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson now?
