🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕
4:23 AM
You:
Be blessed:DILF AND PRETTY BOYYYY😫😫
Slenderman:
shut up you whore stop taking photos of me or I swear.Emo:
Spence?Slenderman:
OMG I'm so sorry I didn't mean to send that to the group chat.MILF:
do you talk to Lo like that everyday.You:
no...DILF:
I never thought I would say this but... are you getting harassed by Spencer?You:
OH GOD NO!Slenderman:
she's just kinky.Slenderman:
OH SHIT I DID NOT MEAN TO PR3SS S3ND SJCSKABSVSNA8Mr.Clean:
Haha S3nd Nud3s NowPapa:
Haha Go Di3 NowBBG:
wow does THE David Rossi finally have a sense of humour?DILF:
probably just acting up cos his wife died, sorry, ex wife*. FELT✋Emo:
I'm sorry WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. GOING. ON. RIGHT. NOW. IT. IS. 4. IN. THE. MORNING. AND. IM. TRYING. TO. SLEEP. BUT NOW. I NEED. TO. PROCESS. WHAT. IS. HAPPENING. SPENCE AND LOLA ARE KINKY. PENNY BULLIED ROSSI FOR ONCE AND HOTCH ACTUALLY MADE A JOKE FOR ONCE WHARSFNDVQKSHCDBY.Slenderman:
Slay💅?Slenderman:
did I use that correctly?Mr.Clean:
Yes you did pretty boy.
WHAT the fuck did I read?Papa:
gonna start stress cooking BRB.You:
no wonder why you have so many gray hairs.MILF:
Lo oml I can't.Slenderman:
can't what..?Mr.Clean:
CANT FIT DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH.BBG:
on another note, Lola Pierce did you call Hotch a dilf?You:
I mean...Hotch giving me both dom vibes and sub vibes but not switch vibes its putting me off and i just want his hand around my neck but i also want him begging under me...DILF:
[Reply to BBG]almost forgot about that. We will talk about this later.You:
or never...
Anyways I'm gonna get some sleep bye gays.Emo:
Guys*You:
no, I meant what I typed, let me make it clearer. Bye fags.[Read]
8:36 AM
You:
I'm bringing coffee for all of you to apologise for everything that happened this morning.You:
You will only receive your coffee if you agree to forget everything that happened 😐👍🏽DILF:
Agreed.Slenderman:
SameBBG:
^Mr.Clean:
^MILF:
^Emo:
^^Mr.Clean:
OMG LOLA I LOVE YOU YOUR THE LOML LITERAL LIFESAVER BC OF THE COFFEEYou:
Thanks..?MILF:
Ok that-that hurtsEmo:
Okay, try it again, try it again.Mr.Clean:
Lo, I love you😘You:
Me too😚BBG:
You love yourself too?You:
Yeah👍🏽You:
Or: 'I love you' 'I can see that'.Emo:
💀💀Emo:
try again try again diff person this timeDILF:
I'll do itDILF:
Lola, I love you..You:
OHHHH YEAAAAAHHHH😫😫😫😫😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😚😚😚😏😏😏😏🤪🤪🤪🤪DILF:
No❤Papa:
Woke up to almost 30 messages and a free coffee 👍Mr.Clean:
Good 4 u ig??🤨🤨Author:
"Go gays!"- Bobby Finstock (teen wolf)
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BAU group chat with OC (DISCONTINUED)
HumorI'm publishing a teen wolf fic soon if that piques anyone's interests. So check that out when it does. An ⚠️OUT OF CHARACTER (slightly and only for comedic purposes)⚠️ Criminal Minds group chat with a new agent joining the team; Lola Pierce. 《CRINGE...