I'm publishing a teen wolf fic soon if that piques anyone's interests. So check that out when it does.
An ⚠️OUT OF CHARACTER (slightly and only for comedic purposes)⚠️ Criminal Minds group chat with a new agent joining the team; Lola Pierce.
《CRINGE...
You: If we had 13 months instead of 12, every month would be exactly 28 days, the 1st would always be a monday and every 28th would be a sunday. Every month would have exactly 4 weeks instead of 4.257, and we would properly align ourselves with the cycle of the moon.
Der: Is that why you are crying in the middle of our movie?
You: Yes...
BBG: Wait you guys are together rn??
You: Yeah we are watching the Bee Movie :)
You: THE HIVE LIFE OR NO LIFE 🛐😫😡🐝🐝🐝
Suga: No life please ❤ xx
MILF: We have a case x
10:06 PM
Slenderman: I just saw Rossi fall down a flight of stairs...
BBG: I mean he did ask for no life 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Slenderman: I don't think hes doing well.
Sugar: Today I had 800mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but damn do i walk it fine😎😎😎🍷🍷🍷🍕🍕🍕
12:56 PM
Daddy: I know this is random but do yall pronounce it data or data?
You: Its mad that you read these words in two different ways but youre tripping if you think its data and not data
Der: 🕳🚶♂️
Der: Where did you go tho? You just got up and went to the bathroom..
You: You have just answered your own question. STOP BANGING ON THE BATHROOM DOOR THE MOTEL IS PROBABLY GONNA COMPLAIN IM NAKED AND IM ABOUT SHOWERR
Der: You shower naked? Slut.
Der: SHE WASNT LYING WHEN SGE SAIF SHE WAS TAKING A SHOWER
DILF: Id assume so...
DILF: How can one shoot someone softly?
BBG: Nerf gun
Daddy: Children should have guns
MILF: NO THEU SHIULDNY
BBG: He asked about me ew no
Daddy: Ill get the guns 🔫
Slenderman: Ill get the wasps 🐝
MILF: /j ?
Daddy: ...👀
Slenderman: ...👀 yes... I think
Sugar: Just casually chilling at a crime scene.
Daddy: Literally no one asked
You: Yk whos hot and perfect?
Der: Me 😏😏
MILF: Oh so NOW you guys are here??
You:
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You: SERIOUSLY BREAK MY BACK 😭😫😋😍😩😩
Daddy: Someone get Derek to leave me alone. He is being so fucking pissy.
[BBG changed PUSSY PROFILERS to PISSY PROFILERS]
You: FUCKING XMEN BALD ASS BLACK HUMAN GOLF BALL HEADED GUY 🙄
Slenderman: STOP DEGRADING HIM HE LIKES IT 😭😭
You: Well if he continues, his three inch pp will be a no inch pp 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
DILF: I think hes just had an orgasm from all that degrading..
Der: I know i should be offended but Hotch that was out of character 🤨🤨
DILF: I do have a sense of humor yk??
Der: I never hear you laugh
DILF: I never hear you say anything funny
MILF: You tell him Hotch rocket
You: It was hilarious when Penny called him that by accident mid case.
