🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕
12:00 AMYou:
Did you hear about that Geologist?You:
He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Panty:
I fell butt naked into a plate of glitter.Panty:
It was pretty nuts.MILF:
What do you call an illegally parked frog?MILF:
Toad.DILF:
What did the drummer name his two daughters?DILF:
Anna 1 Anna 2.Slenderman:
Why cant a tomato win a race?Slenderman:
Cause it can't ketchup.Emo:
When I was younger there was only twenty-five letters in the alphabet.Emo:
Nobody knew Y.You:
Why couldnt the bike stand on its own?You:
Because it was too tired.Panty:
Did you hear about that hungry clock?Panty:
Went back four seconds.MILF:
I tried to catch the fog earlier.MILF:
I mist.DILF:
Why did the banana go to the doctor?DILF:
It wasnt peeling well.Slenderman:
Im going outside.Slenderman:
If anyone asks im outstanding.Emo:
Why cant you win a race if you nap?Emo:
Cause if you snooze you lose.You:
What is a soldiers least favorite month?You:
The month of March.Panty:
Guys, I got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.Panty:
They put me in the ICU.MILF:
Birthdays are nice and all...MILF:
...but too many can kill you.DILF:
Why are pirates called pirates?DILF:
Cause they arrrr.Slenderman:
I ran out of toilet paper so ive just been using newspaper.Slenderman:
The Times are rough.Emo:
Two guys walk into a bar.Emo:
The third one ducks.You:
Im selling my chimney for free.You:
You could say, its on the house.Panty:
What would you get if a dinosaur kicked you in the backside?Panty:
A mega-sore-ass.MILF:
Dont fart in an apple store.MILF:
The dont have windows.DILF:
Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?DILF:
He will be mist.Slenderman:
Whats the difference between me and a calendar?Slenderman:
A calendar has dates.Emo:
Tequila may not fix your life.Emo:
But its worth a shot.You:
I asked my friend when his birthday was, he said March 1st.You:
I stood up walked around the room and asked again.Panty:
I crashed my new Kia.Panty:
Now i have Nokia.MILF:
A genie granted me a wish - so i wished to be happy.MILF:
Now i live with 6 other dwarves and work in a mine.DILF:
Im not saying im attractive but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom...DILF:
I turn the shower on.Slendeman:
My landlord says he need to come talk about how high my heating bill is.Slenderman:
I told him the door is always open.Emo:
Scientists have discovered fossilised dinosaur farts.Emo:
They say its a blast from the past.You:
John Travolta tested negative for the corona virus.You:
Turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever.MILF:
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.DILF:
My son, Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.DILF:
Jack and the beans talk.Slenderman:
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?Slenderman:
Im not joking but he is.Emo:
I tried to climb a really tall tower in France ages ago...Emo:
...but Eiffel off.You:
What do you call a magician who lost his magic?You:
Ian.Papa:
Why are you all making dad jokes?You:
To make up for the fact that we had a shitty childhood and/or atleast one shitty parent.BBG:
Atleast you have parents SMH 🙄🖕
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