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BAU group chat with OC (DISCONTINUED)

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I'm publishing a teen wolf fic soon if that piques anyone's interests. So check that out when it does. An ⚠️OUT OF CHARACTER (slightly and only for comedic purposes)⚠️ Criminal Minds group chat with a new agent joining the team; Lola Pierce. 《CRINGE...

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🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕
3:54 AM
Slenderman:
Im at the runway.
Slenderman:
Where the duck are you guys??
Slenderman:
Duck*
Slenderman:
Duck*
Slenderman:
Duck*
Slenderman:
Duck*
Slenderman:
Duck*
DILF:
Goose?
Slenderman:
Duck you, respectfully.
BBG:
Why are you at the jet??
Slenderman:
Lola called me and said that we have a case and that we are all meeting at the jet..
DILF:
Any words, Lola?
You:
Now i feel bad :(
You:
How do you guys antagonize him and not feel bad?
Der:
Built: DIFFERENT
Daddy:
Do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples of the human nipples?
MILF:
Centaurs arent real. You do know that, right?
Daddy:
Yes thats why I asked the groupchat instead of asking a real centaur.
Sugar:
And you expect us to have an answer?
Daddy:
...
BBG:

                            

                                BBG:I ate them one by one and made sure they witnessed their execution
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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BBG:
I ate them one by one and made sure they witnessed their execution.
BBG:
Losing their family one by one
DILF:
Do you need someone to talk to, Garcia?
Der:
Why is that cut so uneven??
Daddy:
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
You:
I think all of the grimey crimey stuf finally got to her...
BBG:
I DIDNT EVEN CUT IT THE FREAK
BBG:
THATS PROBABLY WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YOUR EYEBROWS SHUT THE FREAK UP
Sugar:
She woke up today and chose violence...
DILF:
Spencer, did you get home safely? We havent heard from you in a while.
Slenderman:
Yes, I am safe :)
You:
That sounds exactly like what an unsafe person would say... DID YOU GET KIDNAPPED AGAIN??
Slenderman:
God, I hope not. I was just about to get to the good bit of Star Wars Episode 3.
You:
YOU'RE WATCHING STAR WARS WITHOUT ME??? IM COMING OVER
Slenderman:
Okay :D

You:
YOOOO
You:
MY COUSIN WAS FOUND DEAD IN FLORIDA 💀💀💀
DILF:
Are they alright??
You:
Hes fine but he died 🤪🤪
Der:
Girly...😐😐😐😑😐😐😐
You:
😀😀😀
You:
Guys... don't text and drive...
DILF: 
I dont think any of us are... 
You:
Well I was... now im lying on the side of the road lmao
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