I personally think that Em is a Griffindor, but for the sake of this story, she is a slytherin.
🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕
12:09 AMMILF:
Ive just thought of an amazing idea for the comp.. What are your Hogwarts houses, Em, Der and Lo?You:
Ravenclaw..Daddy:
Bro.. why should I know??BBG:
Derek is a Gryffindor xxSlenderman:
Emily is Slytherin
Hotch is Slytherin
Lola is Ravenclaw
Derek is Gryffindor
Rossi is Griffindor
Penelope is Hufflepuff
And I am Ravenclaw :)You:
[Reply to BBG]
I FORGOT HE WASNT HERE LMAO SOMEONE NEEDS TO ADD HIM BACK 💀💀MILF:
Anyway.. the idea is:
Instead of just saying 1 point to Der/Lola/Em we can just say 1 point to Griffindor/ Ravenclaw/SlytherinBBG:
OMG we should!!Slenderman:
Hey guys, I forgot where I put my glasses again... so I had to put on my contact lenses.You:
Schizophrenic genes are really shining through huh?[Unsent]
MILF:
I saw that 👀👀Sugar:
Werent we going to add derek back or something?DILF:
NoBBG:
Yes[BBG added Der]
[DILF removed Der]BBG:
Please hotch 😥😥😢😢DILF:
Fine..[BBG added Der]
Der:
YOOO YOU GUYS KICKED ME OUT OF THE GROUPCHAT SO FOR REVENGE I STOLE SOMETHING FROM EACH OF YOU LMAOOSlenderman:
Im assuming you have my glassesDer:
Yup and your not getting them back until everybody figures out what i stole from them :)Daddy:
Now that I think about it...Daddy:
DEREK DID YOU STEAL MY VIBRATOR????You:
EW DEREK YOU FUCKING PANTY SNIFFER THAT IS TOO FARDILF:
GrossSugar:
^^^^Der:
WHAT!?? IM TRYING TO GET REVENGEYou:
HE STOLE ALL OF MY PERIOD PRODUCTSSlenderman:
Derek stole your sanitary products...?DILF:
Low blow, Derek MorganMILF:
Im deducting 10 points from Gryffindor 😐😑😐😑😐Sugar:
Derek is so bald that if he wears a turtleneck he'd look like a roll-on deodorantYou:
💀💀BBG:
OMGDaddy:
Im guessing he stole your your pastaDILF:
I can get you some more sanitary products if you'd likeYou:
Yes please...You:
Also..You:
Ive started numbering my pills so i can remember if I take them but I put them in a random fun order so its like an advent calendar but for depression 😀😀You:
DILF:
Im gonna start doing that lmao sounds fun :)Der:
A FLY JIST DLEW INTOS MAY EAR ITS GONNA EAT MY BRAINDaddy:
Dont worry it will starve ❤Der:
Aw thanks emDer:
waitDer:
When Satan is busy so he sends you a big titty goth bitchDaddy:
Ur bald literally stfusorry i havent posted in quite a bit, ik its short I havent had the time to write as much, I hope you are enjoying this textfic :)
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