Nexus: How did you find me?!
Quintus: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and thought 'Now who could that possibly be?'
Nexus:....I hate you...
Quintus: *Holding a screwdriver* You're on thin ice Nexus. Now tell me what happened.
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*Human AU*
Alchemist: Hello people who do not live here.
Micronus: Hi.
Nexus: Hey.
Vector: Hello.
Alchemist: I gave you the key for emergencies.
Liege: *Going through the fridge* We're out of Doritos.
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Micronus: Onyx said I'm an idiot!
Prima: Onyx, apologise to him.
Onyx: I'm sorry you're an idiot.
Prima: Onyx!
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Alchemist: You put Onyx into a coma!
Nexus: It wasn't a coma, he was just unconscious for four days.
Onyx: That IS a coma!
Nexus: I think you were just over dramatic.
Onyx: OVER DRAMATIC?! I was in a COMA!!
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*Human AU Again*
Vector: Why are you on top of the fridge?
Micronus: Because it's my fridge.
Vector: It's not your fridge, you didn't buy it.
Micronus: Stop climbing onto my fridge!
Vector: It's not your fridge!
Quintus: IT'S THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING, BOTH OF YOU GET OFF MY FRIDGE!!!
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*Human AU*
Alpha: WHY DOES SOLUS HAVE A KNIFE?!
Optimus: Come on, Alpha Trion, it's just a steak knife.
Alpha: JUST a steak knife?! You do know Solus can't cook with a knife let alone a STEAK KNIFE!!
Optimus:...I'll get the keys for the closet...
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Some bot: Alright, servos in the air. Nobody try anything funny.
Vector, whispering to Micronus: Please don't do it, I'm begging you...
Mironus, as loud as he can: Kinda smells like updog in here!
Some bot: What's 'updog'?
Vector: Please no!
Micronus, wearing the biggest-goofiest smile: Nothing much bro, what's up with you?
*BANG*
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Now finishing off with a Human AU moment of Solus and Megatronus!
Solus: Hey, thanks for cooking tonight, babe.
Megatronus: No problem! Just be careful, the plate is hot too.
Solus: 'Too'?
Solus:
Solus: Ohhhhhhh
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Thirteen Primes Incorrect Quotes (Transformers) (COMPLETE)
HumorI have yet to see anyone do the Thirteen Primes and I decided to get back to writing by doing something that is simple. Start easy, finish hard. P.S. I felt lazy on the cover :P (FINSIHED!)
