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Background: Human AU Alchemist has returned to his quarters with a drunken mind due to a drinking contest with Onyx, Amalgomous, Nexus, and Micronus...

Alchemist: Firetrucks are actually water trucks...

Quintus: *Half draped over him* Alchemist, either you shut the fuck up and go to sleep or I will get some chloroform and put you to sleep myself.

Alchemist: But think about it–

Quintus: Alchemist, I've had a long day and you were able to have a great break but right now I am tired, I am exhausted, and I am in a pissy mood. So shut. up.

Alchemist: ...Fine... *Cuddles Quintus and falls straight to sleep*

Quintus: I like Sleeping Drunken Alchemist...

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