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Quintus: Birthday parties don't make any sense. You were born. Congratulations! You have met the bare minimum requirement for existence! Oh, and now you want presents? Would you like some cake with your participation trophies? Yes, let's eat all the cake at the party that's going to force me to chip in for a bunch of food and drinks I don't want. Hurrah!

Next day...

The Primes: Happy Birthday, Quintus!

Somebot: But didn't you say that–

Quintus: *Knocks the bot out* Shut up, it's my birthday.

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