For shit's and giggles, this is an alternate version of "Nice hot cup of coffee". Before the war...
Solus: Here you are, Sentinel, a nice hot cup of poisoned energon!
Sentinel: ...Did you just say 'poisoned energon'?
Solus: Yep! *Proceeds to drink a glass of 'fresh poison'* But I'll drink it if you're too much of a wimp to drink it.
Sentinel: *Places it on the table* I think I'll get some energon myself...
Alchemist: That's synth-en isn't it?
Solus: What I'm drinking: yes. What's in his drink: no it's pure, homemade poison!
The other Primes: ...
Solus: *Pouts* I was hoping that my plan would work...
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Thirteen Primes Incorrect Quotes (Transformers) (COMPLETE)
HumorI have yet to see anyone do the Thirteen Primes and I decided to get back to writing by doing something that is simple. Start easy, finish hard. P.S. I felt lazy on the cover :P (FINSIHED!)