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For shit's and giggles, this is an alternate version of "Nice hot cup of coffee". Before the war...

Solus: Here you are, Sentinel, a nice hot cup of poisoned energon!

Sentinel: ...Did you just say 'poisoned energon'?

Solus: Yep! *Proceeds to drink a glass of 'fresh poison'* But I'll drink it if you're too much of a wimp to drink it.

Sentinel: *Places it on the table* I think I'll get some energon myself...

Alchemist: That's synth-en isn't it?

Solus: What I'm drinking: yes. What's in his drink: no it's pure, homemade poison!

The other Primes: ...

Solus: *Pouts* I was hoping that my plan would work...

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