A/N: To clarify, there is nothing inappropriate being written here. All you will read is good comedy about our favorite rebellious Prime: Solus.
*Everything is burning and bots are on fire either rolling on the floor or running around*
Solus: *Is holding a blowtorch that is blowing fire*
Prima: Solus, did you have anything to do with this?...
Solus: No! I just picked up this blowtorch to help and then everything got lit when my back was turned!
Prima: Is that really all that happened?
Solus: ...
What really happened...
Solus: *Laughing maniacally as she burns things and bots with the same blowtorch*
Back to now...
Solus: ...Yes.
Prima: Hm...
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Solus: *Being dragged by Onyx and Liege Maximo from the arms, following Prima* But Prima are you sure you can trust me with another job?! I mean, what if an accident happens again like last time?!
Prima: Solus, I have been reassured that nothing bad will happen for this is a simple office job. You and everyone else have nothing to worry about.
Solus: *Groans*
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*Everyone is on the ground either tied up and screaming or knocked out and/or bleeding with everything broken from chairs to tables and from windows to glass doors*
Solus: *Holding a cracked data-pad*
Prima: *Holding his olfactory sensor bridge* Solus...what happened?
Solus: I grabbed a data-pad and when I turned around this is what I saw!
Prima: Why is the data-pad I'm guessing you picked up - *Holds a open palm to the data-pad* - broken?
Solus: I dropped it from the shock of this absolute destruction!
Prima: Is that what happened?
Solus: ...
What really happened...
Solus: *Smashes somebots helm with the same data-pad, brakes the tables, windows, chairs and glass doors, ties up unlucky bots and beats up more unlucky bots*
Back to now...
Solus: ...Yes.
Prima: *Vents deeply*
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*Solus and Prima are on a small travel ship going somewhere*
Solus: Prima, why are you still trying? I'm not fit for anything Cybertron has to offer!
Prima: Maybe not the parts of Cybertron we have been to and know well, but maybe Vos has something you can do.
Solus: What?!!? *Sprints from her seat over to the console and looks out of the window to see the city below* The city of flyers?! What am I going to do there?! Clean their thrusters?!
Prima: *Chuckles* You'll see...
Solus: *Groans as she slips to the floor defeated*
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Sky-High: Oh, we'll be glad to have her work with us!
Prima: Thank you. Ah, before I go-
Sky-High: Hm?
Prima: Solus doesn't know what this job is about, I decided to make it a surprise. To make her want to work here more.
Sky-High: *Giggles* I see. We do that with our young ones when we want them to do chores. I'm guessing she's as troubling as one?
Prima: Unfortunately... Solus, Sky-High here will be your guide for the first day.
Solus: *Strolls over to the duo* I think you mean the first and last day.
Sky-High: I'll take that as a challenge!
Solus: *Moans*
Prima: *Quietly leaves while the other two enter further into the building*
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Prima: Sky-High, good evening! How has Solus been?
Sky-High: Why don't you see for yourself? *Opens the doors into a small room*
Prima: *Becomes shocked before smiling warmly*
Solus: *Is chasing tiny seekerlings in a game of tag and scoops them up, she catches one attempting to fly by jumping off a shelf. She simply laughs and cuddles the small things*
Sky-High: She loves the little ones!
Prima: No, she adores them...
A/N Happy Holidays everyone!
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Thirteen Primes Incorrect Quotes (Transformers) (COMPLETE)
HumorI have yet to see anyone do the Thirteen Primes and I decided to get back to writing by doing something that is simple. Start easy, finish hard. P.S. I felt lazy on the cover :P (FINSIHED!)
