stop me if you heard this one before [female joker x reader]

the princess of crime

joker POV

this whole thing that Black mask has been planning is hurting my skull. Harley is just not helping he keep asking what i have planed for this and that and it's not helping me. this is just taking all the fun out of me out that's for sure. but we have to go to this big meeting later tonight but for now i still have to plan so much for one little thing for this... what was it called again..ahh yes that's right.

i got out of bed and dressed for tonight as it was 5:00pm as i just got away from running away from the bat. he can really to a lot of hurt to a poor little thing like my self. but those little kids need a good smile and there teacher well we all know how they get treated AHAHA. i get dressed and ready for the so called meeting.

could have done better sure but i don't feel funny. something is missing but i have no clue what that something is. but i need to worry about that later for now i need to get going Harley is waiting for me and i would hate to see him not in there place. i would to him seeing them with nothing in hand but his normal outfit. 

Harley: pudding your here finally how do i look 

Joker: same as always 

this made him smile to him self and it did to me a little but it was not the same. i know everything he will do. everything i make him do. every action every movement i know it. everyone is so predictable. I HATE IT!

we are walking in the ally ways hearing people walk by and the emptiness of the ally's nothing i have not hear before. nothing i hear so far is funny nothing is funny on what we are going to do. NOTHING WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME.

Harley: miss's J are you ok ?!?! your all red and have a mean face going on

Joker: mmm oh yes I'm fine just......just need a drink that's all

Harley: good thing this place has a bar uh?

joker: really then good i could use one or five 

Harley:???? is something wrong p-

joker/Harley: pudding ?

Harley: !?!? h-how 

Joker: you say it all the time your all so predictable......its all the same i just want something new something out of the blue.........something no one will expect not even if this was a movie and there was someone who could break the fourth wall.... heh

Harley: uhhhh ok then you have some imagination miss's J 

Joker: i should know 

we walk for about 5 to 10 minuets longer until we are met with two big black doors. we saw some other villains i was not expecting to see at all. they all had to be walking talking about what the Black mask had in store for this so called BIG meeting. Harley pushed past the people who where waiting outside talking and i have to push my self between them trying to catch up to him. i then saw him go to the table and do what ever at what I'm guessing is the meeting table.

i brush it off and go to the bar with a boy/girl behind it. with a weird skeleton mask on for some reason. must be a rule from Black Mask himself. but i should not care. so i walk up and take a seat on the stool. i hang my head down from the walking we had done. walking in high heels are not a good idea.

????: can i get you anything?

i look up at the boy/girl. i could tell they were nervous i don't know how much because of the mask but i could hear.

Joker: whisky

????: of course 

sounded like there scared i mean who's not. but i will i do like the sound of there voice different. they poured the whisky and handed it to me which where i just down it. i put it back down and push it back to them and ask.

Joker: more 

????: you sure 

they sound like i don't know what i want. who knows maybe i will have a killing tonight.

Joker: yes 

??????: but you have a meeting and it seems re-

i got mad at this point.

Joker: I'm not laughing so tell me what's wrong with that?

they seems to get the idea now after that.

????: u-understood

they have a real submissive  side. love that. they poured me the drink so i downed it and it made me get the weird little tingle in my body for what ever reason. nothing i was not expecting. but when they took my glass back they started to mess with the order.

Joker: Uh? hey stupid i didn't ask for that 

???: it seemed like you needed it no?

i shut my mouth and was a little in need of it as they had said. i was only looking to get this meeting done with anyway i could so i hope this will help. i downed it once again and man was this something.

joker:??? what is this ???

????: something of a little of mine i only make it for the people in need

they sounded happy of themes selves of course. i do have to say this is pretty good. but how can i be sure.

Joker: or is it because your scared of me ?

?????: yes that may be true but really it seemed that you needed it so sorry if it was bad but you should go to the meeting it seems to be starting

i smiled at this. they cared for the smallest things. cute. i get up and walk to the meeting table which is a big circle table good for this big group of us villains of course. i took my seat and waited it to be over all ready. i had no desire to listen to this so called "great big plan" Black mask has cooked up in his basement.

Black Mask: and so with that we need Har-..........then freeze will-......joker then can ge-.....

i saw spacing out here and then every second. i felt like i was watching something more no super like superman type of important. that bartender that served the drink i think it was poison. good if it was, something in that drink is making me feel something i have never felt it a long time and i don't want this feeling to leave me no matter what. 

I WANT THEM SO FUCKING BAD