stop me if you heard this one before [female joker x reader]

the joke is love

i turn around to see this new person. no sorry a fucking skeleton with this creepy smile and ink coming down from there eye sockets and a target in the middle of there chest witch seems to be floating in front of his chest. he was wearing a blue jacket with a white shirt and black shorts with one white stripe on the sides and pink slippers. they walked up to me getting a good look of my face. them seem to realize something i did not know because they seemed shown and moved back a little. 

skeleton: joker what is your person doing here and how ?

male joker: could ask you the same thing heh

Skeleton: what are we going to do about this ?

male joker: we could always kill it 

skeleton: lets not make another reset please ?

male joker: just saying * smiles *

Y/N: hey I'm right here !?!?

male joker: what if we knock them out ?

skeleton: ya that could work 

male Joker: deal 

Y/N: what no lets not do that ?!?!

skeleton: sorry kid you don't get a say in this besides your not suppose to me here 

Y/N: so i have been told but that do not give you the rig-  

Y/N: AAAAAAAAHHHH 

i opened my eyes to see not a lot hell of a lot but a small room. i was tied to what was a wheel chair. it seemed to be from what i could guess the Arkham Asylum. i looked around to see what i am thinking frames for family photos or what ever joker plans in putting in them. but one of them was a circle and it was placed in the middle for a nose because there was a smile painted in red with eyes painted in black. there was a green light above the frames. in front of me was a bed with wood planks under it so really it was just a sleeping bag on top of wood. there was something written in red paint but i could not word it out. last there was a box full of files of what i think is files on her only makes sense and a bookshelf full of book of what ever she could like or a bunch of joke books.

i tried to move out of the wheel chair with no luck i was a sitting duck. i was tied down for good. i tried to moved my feet to see if i could  move it. but it seems that my legs were tied as well along with the wheels being locked in place. i tried to scream to see if anyone was around but it would also seem that i am gagged. great.

then there it was my end. i heard the feet of who knows who. but my guess was good as any. the door soon opened for me to see that it was just her goons with there clown masks on. a small inside sigh went all in my body as i was a little more relaxed.

goon: he up go tell her he's up ill stay guard

goon2: ok then

yep that lasted long. i tried to move at any chance i got. but still nothing. fear was nothing but everything i felt. the fear i was never getting out of here so on so on. but i still tried to move at any chance. but it was all for nothing. who saw that coming.

the door opens to see the one and only the princes of crime.

( just think of this but a female from of this) 

joker: ahh there they are all up and energized now how are you feeling

i feel like this was something written over a thousand times.

joker: not the sort for talk uh...fine then 

she takes out the gag around my mouth. i gasp for air as i now can breath a little bit better now. i look up to her and see she has nothing but a smile on her face for me or for something coming up.

joker: what is wrong Y/N?

she leaned down to me trying to get a good look. i was nothing but pissed so i did what anyone would. i lowered my head the raised it up high fast head butting her right in the face. hoping to break her nose. i looked at her seeing she was holding her face in pain.

Y/N: f-f-fuck yo-yo-...hh-h-h......hehe-.....ahhhh...-

everything was rushing in fast everything was hurting.

Y/N: hehehehe

Joker: you think that's funny ?!?!!

she then goes on and back hand slaps me making sure it stings. and it did really good. she grabs my face and raises it to her seeing that i am frowning while laughing

Y/N: heheh-ehe-hehehehehe-heh-heh

joker: what the ?!?

i start to calm down trying tying to catch my breath. i started to finally get back to the normal state of calm and breathing the right speed.

Y/N: s-so-sorry th-that was n-not all m-me

joker: than what was that

why did this happen to me.

Y/N: i have t-this thing wh-where i wi-will l-laugh unco-uncontrollably....some days i can get away with it....s-s-some no-not so mu-much.....c-cool right ?

joker:....funny

Y/N: sure.....what do you want with me?

joker: and i thought i was special.....you see i was missing something in my life and i was never sure what it was for a while. i was lost i guess you could say. i had what i wanted... the batman and his robins coming after me for the chance of them thinking they could get me....having the things i wanted when i could strike the fear in the hearts of the people around me...but now i could care less of any of that...you see i was missing something...something i never thought i could miss.....something i thought was something i could only share with me and the bat...but that all soon changed...when i saw you.

i was blank at this point.

Y/N: me?

joker: yes i saw you and the way you spoke to me was something i never thought i could miss ever in my life... you showed me what i was missing in this word what i was missing and what i needed now and forever. and i was so happy when Harley started to find out... i will say that he was so stupide but at the end he still never changed  

Y/N: you kill you right in hand ??? why 

joker: for you and only you...i did say you your my little birthday gift no ? but for now i need to get somethings ready but before i go i do hope you can forgive me for this 

she pushed her lips up mine and kissed me with everything she had. but i was still lost on what she was saying sorry for. then it hit me physically and mentally.

joker: sorry my love but for now i need to go love you