stop me if you heard this one before [female joker x reader]

oops i did it again didn't i

joker pov

i was still keeping an eye on that bartender. they seem a little shy here and then. i bet i could make them be shy all around me. they are so cute i can't help it. at 

at this point i was just staring at them. i feel different when i do. like something is missing. i wish i could see there face so i knew what they looked like but i guess i will just have to do it the hard way to find out. but i bet i could find a way. but the meeting was starting to get's to there end. we all go our own ways to the door but then Harley. he went to the bar along with some other villains. i see that he had grabed there arm and pulled on them getting right in there face.

Harley: is there something you want to tell me punk ?!?

????: I'm sorry?

Harley: miss's J has been acting all strange ever since she came from this area and last time i checked she was talking to you so do you have something to say to me ??!!!!

?????: that you better let go of my employee before i let my finger slip and pull the trigger 

i only know one man with that type of voice. Black Mask here to save the day. ya right.

Black Mask: Harley i think you had a little to much to drink. i think its best if you just go and get some rest

Harley: but she/he-

Black Mask: he/she works for me and as long as they do they are under my protection so i best you move it or lose it

Harley stayed his ground for a few then fled

Harley: fine fine but this is not over with

?????: what ever you say

i could hear that they seem to be pissed from there voice. Harley really thinks that there drink did something to me. he might not be wrong on that. he came to me in a angry state but it was nothing a little sleep could not help with. we both started to head the way back to our so called 'home' it was a big warehouse. some goons here and there so it was nice. i did have my own little place to call home i guess. it was more like an office.

there was a desk and the chair along with it. A big safe behind me full of the money we steal. there were windows so i can over look the goons that are working or need to be shamed or what ever comes to mind. also i had my makeup on my desk for when i need to touch up which seems to be a lot when you get beat up by the bat but hey what can i do. stop doing crimes HA now that's funny. i go the bed i have in the other corner from the desk and lie down from what i have found out today. 

will this be the one thing that will bring me the happiness i have been looking for or will this be the nightmare that i have been wanting to bring to Gotham. this is the question that needs to be answer i can feel the need no the having to feeling we all get from time to time. this has to be done i have to take them. i need to see what there like what they will do under the pressure when the big bad bat comes flying in or when the the timer starts to tick tock all the way down staring from 20 seconds. 

i get up and out of the bed i have for my self and open one of the windows over looking the goons.

Joker: EVERYONE GET READY FOR A GUN FIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT WE ARE GOING TO GUN DOWN EVERY SINGE ONE OF BLACK MASK GOONS AND BLACK MASK HIM SELF TOMORROW NIGHT SO SLEED TIGHT AND KEEP YOUR FINGER ON THAT TRIGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i laughed, i laughed, i laughed over someone i never met until today. now that's creepy. but it was something and for someone comply new.

Joker: Harley dear come up here real quick 

Harley: coming miss's J

he came up the stairs like a little child coming down for Christmas day. he opened the door with that big smile that makes me just want to...bash his skull in for the hell of it. no reason to it why not right.

Joker: i want you to stay here and wait until we get back i have to do this alone with the rest of the gang plus i don't want a child in the way of my work

Harley: b-buy Miss's J i can he-

i don't slap Harley but punch him square in the face. i was not happy with that i have to put up with now. but soon i can feel better once more. he don't see that I'm not happy with them. never have been. never will.

Joker: that was not a question Harley. that was a statement

 i walked away to the roof top waiting for anything. it don't matter what but i wanted something to happen. weather it was bullet to the brain or a kick in the back by the big old bat him self. something was better them nothing if i had a say in things. but there was...nothing, nothing at all just the sounds of the cars going by the wind going through my hair. it was all mine to take but with no king/queen to take it with me or should it be a brave knight. no there way to shy for that.

the rain and thunder in the sky make this place we call home something in the wind that no one cares for. the rain washed down my face washing my makeup off leaving nothing but my white pale skin. the batman symbol came on the same time it would almost every night. 

i loved to see that symbol it always the night of a life time when it comes on because the only means that he comes after me but not tonight maybe tomorrow. but yet again....

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i will get to see what fun and pain i can get inside of there beautiful head of there's