the one with the bees and the bread

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beom :
HELAWJSJSJSMMAMSM
HELLPLPPLP NEEEE
TAHEJUNNNNNNN HELP ME

taehyunnie :
no.

soobinnie :
what's even going on

beom :
TEHERAS A BEE CHADINF MEEEEE
I'M SCAEDDDD

soobinnie :
just flick it away

beom :
WITH MY HAND??? WITH MY RICH DELICATE HAND? I DON'T THINK SO YOU SATAN SPAWN

jun :
my question is
why are we texting when we're all at the same table

hyu :
bc we're too socially shy to talk with each other

taehyunnie :
socially shy
heh
nice

beom :
KAI THANK GOODNESS

hyu :
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY ARE YOU USING MY BREAD TO FLING AWAY THE BEE

soobinnie :
it's okay you can have mine

beom :
CAN YOU STOP BEING A SIMP FOR TEN SECONDS AND HELP ME

hyu :
hell no am i taking yours
you eat it bread monster

taehyunnie :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BREAD MONSTER

soobinnie :
YOU EVIL CHILD
I AM NOT A BREAD MONSTER
YEONJUN COME GET HIM

jun :
i'm pre-occupied as the fancy white people say

hyu :
hey
what white people have you been seeing that aren't me :(((

jun :
it's okay
you're still my favourite of them all

hyu :
better be >///< ♡☆☆

soobinnie :
yeonjun
you're literally just laughing your flat ass off at beomgyu

beom :
TAEEEEEEE
HWLP ME

taehyunnie :
god sakes
why does nobody else do anything in this group

beom :
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ASSIGNED ME AS EARTH
BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE AN EARTHBENDER

jun :
what are you on about

hyu :
hello??? avatar??? bending???

jun :
?

beom :
oh my god what did you watch when you were a kid

jun :
i know what avatar is 😐
i mean what do you mean they assigned you

taehyunnie :
you dumbass
for the solo photoshoots we each got an element
i got fire

beom :
i have earth 🙁

hyu :
i have water ( ^_^ ) ♡

soobinnie :
and i got air

jun :
i didn't get one
they just threw me a sword and some fans and told me to do whatever

hyu :
lol
you're a non-bender

jun :
shut up i bet you were abt to drown in the water

hyu :
and i bet you couldn't even hold the sword right yeti hands

taehyunnie :
💀💀💀

beom :
CAN SOMEONE GET THIS BEE
SOOBIN COME HERE RN

soobinnie :
WHY ME???

beom :
BECAUSE HUENINGKAI IS USELESS
YEONJUN IS TOO PETTY
AND TAEHYUN JUST WON'T

soobinnie :
fine 🙄

beom :
THANK YOU GOD
anyway that never happened ☆

taehyunnie :
i'm so ready for this day to be over

jun :
jokes on you
this is a full-day shoot

hyu :
HUH????
NO NO NO
TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING
YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?

jun :
no why

hyu :
MY PLANTS ARE ON THE VERGE OF DYING
I CAN'T GO HOME AND WATER THEM?

jun :
you mean the strawberry one?

hyu :
AND THE BONSAI TREE

taehyunnie :
when did you get a bonsai tree?

hyu :
THATS THE THING
IT'S NOT MINE 😟

soobinnie :
please don't be what i'm thinking

hyu :
MY SISTERS GONNA KILL ME

soobinnie :
oh

hyu :
wait who were you thinking?

soobinnie :
idk why but i was thinking namjoon 😭

taehyunnie :
same 😭

jun :
why the hell would he give him a bonsai tree
anyway

hyu :
she told me to water it every day at 6:00
and it's
oh god
it's 5:30

taehyunnie :
okay i'll tell my manager to send someone who's in the building up

hyu :
taehyun i love you
you're the best
unlike SOME people
cough cough bread monster, yeti hands and bee boy

beom :
BEE BOY???
YOU BITCH
STFU WITH YOUR GORILLA FEET

jun :
YOU SHUT UP
I SHOULD BE THE MOST OFFENDED
YETI HANDS??

soobinnie:
why are we always screaming

taehyunnie:
when are we not

soobinnie :
i hate you

beom :
say you love me say you love me 🙁🙁🙁🙁

hyu :
세계의 끝까지 💔💔💔💔

soobinnie :
no

jun :
guys guys guys
theres a rainbow

hyu :
OMG WHERE
yeonjun theres no rainbow :(
i hate you

jun :
what you get for calling me yeti hands

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