beom :
i'm come to the conclusion
that choi yeonjun is a witch
and that he shifted to earth
jun :
not even a wizard
oh well
i can girlboss on a broomstick too
soobinnie :
how have you come to this conclusion
beom :
think about it
he came on top of the monthly evaluations every time
he's literally the fourth-gen it boy
he's in the group of fourth-gen leaders
lead in almost everything
wins almost everything
taehyunnie :
he has a point
let's burn him at the stake
hyu :
let's not please
jun :
so because i'm good at things i'm a witch
soobinnie :
apparently so
beom :
anyway
SOMEONE COME TO TOWN W ME
taehyunnie :
can't
beom :
WHY
taehyunnie :
gymming
beom :
i will burn every gym in the country down if it means you can hang out with me
soobinnie :
get you a bf like this
jun :
you have me >(
hyu :
EXCUSE ME???
THE DISRESPECT
WHOS THE GUM HERE EXACTLY
soobinnie :
am i fr being fought over
jun :
kai you're our child tho?
hyu :
WHO?????????
okay i see how it is choi
jun :
WHO ARE YOU CALLING CHOI
taehyunnie :
soob control your husbands plz
soobinnie :
guys i love you both
now kai come cuddle w me
jun :
you have favourites 😒
soobinnie :
it's not my fault you've been locked away in the studio all day again
beom :
I ONLY HAD LOVE FOR YOU
red velvet eat every time
soobinnie :
i want their new album
that or the reve festival 2022
hyu :
FEEL MY RHYTHM COME WITH MEEEE
jun :
i'm gonna go on weverse
let's hear what the moa babies have to say
....
someone said you have 30 seconds before the world ends wdyd
beom :
pull a saiki duh
soobinnie :
stay inside and accept it
taehyunnie :
same
hyu :
hiding my plushies for the next generation
jun :
you guys are so boring
what about our fans
soobinnie :
if you can type a whole goodbye letter in 30 seconds i applaud you
taehyunnie :
who ate my cinnamon roll
beom :
it wasn't me
taehyunnie :
yes it was
beom :
OKAY FINE I WAS HUNGRY
taehyunnie :
IT HAD MY NAME ON IT
YOU BETTER BUY ME ANOTHER ONE
hyu :
stop dads don't fight
jun :
i'll buy everyone cinnamon rolls
soobinnie :
father
jun :
husband*
hyu :
side piece**
taehyunnie :
LMFAOOOOOO
beom :
can't we all just marry each other
hyu :
i really can't imagine jun and taehyun together
soobinnie :
taehyun would kill him
jun :
shut up
taehyun i love you
taehyunnie :
i know
jun :
SAY IT BACK?????
taehyunnie :
no.
hyu :
taehyun ily
taehyunnie :
ilyt
jun :
no more cinnamon rolls
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