txt crack groupchat

the one with the cake

hyu :
itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout
down came the sun and washed poor itsy out
out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain
and itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.

soobinnie :
WHY DO YOU KEEP SINGING THAT STOP 😞

hyu :
RUDE
appreciate my fourth gen diamond maknae vocals 🤨

beom :
ITZYYYYYYYYY 💕💕💕💕

taehyunnie :
speaking of itzy
yeonjun

jun :
what

taehyunnie :
buy me cake please 😁

jun :
no

soobinnie :
buy me cake please

jun :
no.

beom :
buy-

jun :
you're the last person i'd buy it for. 😐

hyu :
buy-

jun :
sure what flavour?

taehyunnie :
THIS IS FAVOURITISM
I'M COMING TO YOUR ROOM 🤬

jun :
NOOOOOO
SOO BN BIN EHLP ME 😭😭

soobinnie :
no you don't wanna buy me cake

beom :
hueningkai i support your itsy bitsy spider agenda.

hyu :
thank you beommie 🫂

jun :
WHY IS NOBODY FAZED BY THE FACT THAT I'M ABOUT TO GET BEAT UP??

soobinnie :
that's just tuesday around here

taehyunnie :
open the door.

jun :
LEAVE NE ALOEN 💔

hyu :
yeonjun making typos?
you're turning into beomgyu

beom :
I BREATHED. 😞

taehyunnie :
yeonjun i'll be nice and spare you if you give me your card

jun :
why do you guys act as if we're not all rich

taehyunnie :
i'm saving up

soobinnie :
for what

taehyunnie :
gym equipment bunny face 🙄

hyu :
taehyun i wanna go to the gym with you!!

soobinnie :
yeah not happening

hyu :
why not

soobinnie :
kai
you're like twelve times stronger than the rest of us
that strength WITH MUSCLE?? no thank you. 😟

beom :
and plus i'm already his gym partner 💋

taehyunnie :
you went once, cried and left to go home

beom :
THAT WAS AGES AGO

taehyunnie :
that was two weeks ago 😐

jun :
kai we can gym together

soobinnie :
"gym together" 🤓

jun :
shut up mr bunny girl senpai lover 🤨

soobinnie :
LISTEN
ITS A GOOD ANIME

hyu :
i second that

jun :
weebs
kai what flavour cake do you want

hyu :
hmm
matcha

beom :
WHAT
ARE YOU CRAZY ☠️

hyu :
WHATS WRONG WITH MATCHA

beom :
ITS LIKE THE WORST FLAVOUR EVER
buy red velvet child ‼️

soobinnie :
feel my rhythm come with me

taehyunnie :
of course you said that

soobinnie :
what do you mean of course i said that 🤨

taehyunnie :
mister i know every girl group choreo in existence

hyu :
oh yeah game caterers was too funny

soobinnie :
i still think i shoulda won 😒
and mingyu loved me of course of course
i mean why wouldn't he i'm choi soobin 💞‼️
why is nobody replying
GUYS
I HATE YOU.

~

idc matcha might be top 3 worst flavours...