the one with the presents

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hyu :
GUYSSSJJSJSS
TWO WEEKS UNTIL THE BEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR

taehyunnie :
wdym halloween's already-

hyu :
DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE

jun :
okay kids what do you want

beom :
you 🤭

jun :
what do you want realistically

beom :
OUCH???

soobinnie :
i want a massive black puffer coat
so i can hide things easily

taehyunnie :
things like what 🤨

soobinnie :
nevermind....

hyu :
strange
ANYWAY FATHER YEONJUN I WANT SOME SCISSORS ☺️

jun :
the hell
what for

hyu :
TO CUT MY FREAKING HAIR I'M SO SICK OF IT

taehyunnie :
but moas love your hair when it's long

hyu :
when have we ever listened to moas

soobinnie :
he's not wrong

jun :
taehyun baby, please tell me your gift is better than whatever the hell this lot is saying

beom :
WAIT
OMG
IK WHAT I WANT
PLEASEEEEE CAN YOU GET ME ANOTHER SET OF CARDS

soobinnie :
NO
LAST TIME YOU FLINGED ONE AT THE STOVE AND ALMOST BURNT THE KITCHEN

jun :
flung***

soobinnie :
okay grammar police

jun :
you're not getting a coat

soobinnie :
😞

taehyunnie :
i just need some books
and a rope
and a shovel

jun :
this is why i never ask you guys what you want.

hyu :
you're father you have to get us what we ask for

taehyunnie :
true

jun :
tae shush where the hell am i gonna get a noose from
i'm an idol hello

taehyunnie :
you're still human 😒

beom :
ITS SMOWIFN

soobinnie :
yeah there's gonna b a snow storm

hyu :
guys we can make snow angels
in our pinterest era ◎⁃◎✯

jun :
i'm getting you guys sweaters thank me later x

taehyunnie :
useless.

hyu :
have you guys seen nct dreams candy cover

soobinnie :
yeah
we did it better /j

jun :
they're so cute with it

beom :
obdjsksjakakakkskskskanamwkememekwkwk

taehyunnie :
i'll see you guys tmr i'm not dealing w this

beom :
yawnzznnnzznnznznznznznz

soobinnie :
kai come watch smth w me

jun :
YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME WITH HIM??

beom :
YOU'RE SO RUDE??
I WAS JUST GONNA ASK FOR SMTH

jun :
...what

beom :
a bts album

jun :
go ask one of them, i'm pretty sure they'd sign it if you asked

beom :
yeah but
i need one from you
if i ask one of them and pull that same person it doesn't feel good

hyu :
no but i get him
hiyyih gave me a first impact album and i pulled her 😒
as if i don't have hundreds of pictures of her plaguing my camera roll (this is a joke don't kill me hiyyihlights ty)

jun :
fine
what album

beom :
persona xx

jun :
lemme ask joon and i'll get back to you

beom :
if i pull namjoon you're DEAD to me

soobinnie :
is anyone else shivering to the core

taehyunnie :
damn righr
i can't sleep at all

hyu :
i'm making hot chocolate

beom :
make me one please and ty

hyu :
okay!!

soobinnie :
hot chocolate hurts to drink

jun :
who

soobinnie :
me

jun :
asked

soobinnie :
😐

jun :
anyway i asked joon
he said sure and he'll give it to me tmr
now everyone back to bed

hyu :
i think taehyun is already asleep anyway
uhhhh
i spilt the milk...

beom :
no hot chocolate
:(

soobinnie :
good night to you too

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i'm saurrrr bored oml

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