the one where the cat sneaks in

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beom :
WIASJSIHSJSJSJSJSJSJSJJLWLAKA

jun :
WHY IS IT ALWAYS YOU

beom :
you know you love me 🤍
ANYWAY

hyu :
what happened?

taehyunnie :
well...

hyu :
wait you know?
how
taehyun is scary he always has secret sources everywhere

taehyunnie :
you dipshit i'm standing right next to beomgyu

hyu :
>:(

beom :
YWJWHHS
THERES A CDT
CAY
CTA
CAT
CAT

soobinnie :
you said cat twice

beom :
YEAH TO EMPHASIZE
WHY ARE YOU ALL SO CHILL

jun :
gyu
we live on the top floor of hybe
there's no way in hell a cat could sneak in

taehyunnie :
no, he's actually being serious
and that's what's low-key scared me

soobinnie :
so...theres a cat in the living room?

taehyunnie :
yes
god keep up

hyu :
OMGNDJJSNSJSJS
I'M COMING RIGHT NOW

beom :
NO
YOU'RE LIKE 7'12"
HOW DO YOU THINK ITS GONNA FEEL WHEN IT SEES A FREAKING GIANT

hyu :
but
i want to cuddle :(

jun :
i'll cuddle you

soobinnie :
get this grossness off my screen

beom :
HELLO
ARE WE JUST FORGETTING THERES A WHOLE ASS CAT IN THE LIVING ROOM

soobinnie :
i'm coming down hold on
WHAT THE FUCK
EW, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????????

taehyunnie :
hey
don't discriminate

soobinnie :
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT
IT HAS NO HAIR

hyu :
wait i wanna see

soobinnie :
NO
KAI STAY WHERE YOU ARE

beom :
USJJKSJSJ SHES SO CUTEEEEE

hyu :
i'm coming idc

soobinnie :
JUN LOCK HIM IN HIS ROOM

jun :
in case you hadn't noticed i'm standing right behind you
no but seriously
someone get a sponge, some bleach and an axe fr

beom :
NO
SHES ADORABLE

taehyunnie :
beomgyu how do you know it's a she
WAIT
SO THAT WASNT STRAWBERRY SYRUP??
OH LORD I'M GONNA THROW THE FUCK UP

jun :
NO TAEHYUN 😭😭😭

hyu :
I'M CLIMBING OUT THE WINDOW I NEED TO SEE THIS CAT

soobinnie :
SOMEBODY COME AND GET HIM
oh nvm i see him
KAI PLEASE BE CAREFUL

hyu :
oh.
JSJWJWJWIOWOWHSOSNSKEBWJWJEIIEIEJE
AAGWWHWUHW
DJIWJIJEJEIEORJRMMRRJJR
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHES SO CUTEEE
WHATS HER NAME

jun :
babes in case you forgot
this is literally a stray cat...its been here for not even half an hour

hyu :
OH MY GOD CAN I NAME HERRRRR

soobinnie :
go ahead ig

hyu :
OKAY
HEY SAGE MY BABYYYYYYYY
guys meet sage

beom :
WIAHSUAIAJJSKWOOS
SAGE MY LOVE

hyu :
I LOVE YOU SOOOO

soobinnie :
GET IT OUT.

taehyunnie :
AHHHHHH
ITS BITING MEEEE HWLPEKDJS

beom :
she just want cuddles 🙁

taehyunnie :
BITCH ITS SINKING ITS CLAWS INTO ME

jun :
you guys are such idiots
here

hyu :
YEONJUN WHY WOULD YOU THROW A RAW PIECE OF CHICKEN AT HER

jun :
don't animals like that stuff

hyu :
NOT WHEN IT HITS THEM SLAP BANG IN THEIR FACE???
someone update yeonjun he's stuck in his 1900 era

soobinnie :
look i'm gonna call a manager or smth
there's no way in hell i'm touching that 🗿
what kind of cat has no hair

taehyunnie :
i'm with bread lvr 999

beom :
WHY ARE YOU DISCRIMINATING??
poor girlie where did she come from 🙁

jun :
idc.
get it out of here.

beom :
I'LL TAKE HER
HYUKA COME TO MY ROOM W ME WE'LL MAKE HER A BED

soobinnie :
MOTHERFUCKER??? THATS MY ROOM TOO
there's gonna be fur everywhere and i cleaned literally yesterday 🧌

taehyunnie :
"cleaned" my ass
so it wasn't you watching jjk for hours yesterday?

soobinnie :
every day i get attacked by you guys

jun :
BEOM DONT TAKE HER UPSTAIRS
TAEHYUN JUST SAID THERE WAS...SYRUP....ALL OVER THE FLOOR
DON'T GET IT ON THE BED

taehyunnie :
thanks for reminding me i'm abt to puke

hyu :
WELL WHAT DO WE DO WITH HER
she looks so tired 😞

soobinnie :
i'm gonna go downstairs and buy some cat treats
pray to god bang pd doesn't see me
in fact, pray that jin won't see me that guy will snitch on us at any given chance
"make your own rules" my ass

jun :
anyway... you go do that.
AHHHHHHHHH
SHES NEXT TO THE WINDOWW

taehyunnie :
uh oh
gyu please don't-

beom :
WHANSISJSJSJDJDH AHHHHHHHHHH
SHES WALKING TOWARD THE BALCONY
HELLO WE'RE ON THE TOP FLOOR

hyu :
wait
my cat senses are tingling
why does it seem like she's not alone

soobinnie :
oh god
please
not the hairless kittens

taehyunnie :
fuck
he's right
there's another...EIGHT?? 😟

hyu :
AWWWEWWDIEIEJDJDKDKDJDKDKKDKD
THERES SOME FOR ALL OF US

jun :
SOMEBODY CALL PEST CONTROL WHAT THE FUCK

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