beom :
WIASJSIHSJSJSJSJSJSJSJJLWLAKAjun :
WHY IS IT ALWAYS YOUbeom :
you know you love me 🤍
ANYWAYhyu :
what happened?taehyunnie :
well...hyu :
wait you know?
how
taehyun is scary he always has secret sources everywheretaehyunnie :
you dipshit i'm standing right next to beomgyuhyu :
>:(beom :
YWJWHHS
THERES A CDT
CAY
CTA
CAT
CATsoobinnie :
you said cat twicebeom :
YEAH TO EMPHASIZE
WHY ARE YOU ALL SO CHILLjun :
gyu
we live on the top floor of hybe
there's no way in hell a cat could sneak intaehyunnie :
no, he's actually being serious
and that's what's low-key scared mesoobinnie :
so...theres a cat in the living room?taehyunnie :
yes
god keep uphyu :
OMGNDJJSNSJSJS
I'M COMING RIGHT NOWbeom :
NO
YOU'RE LIKE 7'12"
HOW DO YOU THINK ITS GONNA FEEL WHEN IT SEES A FREAKING GIANThyu :
but
i want to cuddle :(jun :
i'll cuddle yousoobinnie :
get this grossness off my screenbeom :
HELLO
ARE WE JUST FORGETTING THERES A WHOLE ASS CAT IN THE LIVING ROOMsoobinnie :
i'm coming down hold on
WHAT THE FUCK
EW, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????????taehyunnie :
hey
don't discriminatesoobinnie :
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT
IT HAS NO HAIRhyu :
wait i wanna seesoobinnie :
NO
KAI STAY WHERE YOU AREbeom :
USJJKSJSJ SHES SO CUTEEEEEhyu :
i'm coming idcsoobinnie :
JUN LOCK HIM IN HIS ROOMjun :
in case you hadn't noticed i'm standing right behind you
no but seriously
someone get a sponge, some bleach and an axe frbeom :
NO
SHES ADORABLEtaehyunnie :
beomgyu how do you know it's a she
WAIT
SO THAT WASNT STRAWBERRY SYRUP??
OH LORD I'M GONNA THROW THE FUCK UPjun :
NO TAEHYUN 😭😭😭hyu :
I'M CLIMBING OUT THE WINDOW I NEED TO SEE THIS CATsoobinnie :
SOMEBODY COME AND GET HIM
oh nvm i see him
KAI PLEASE BE CAREFULhyu :
oh.
JSJWJWJWIOWOWHSOSNSKEBWJWJEIIEIEJE
AAGWWHWUHW
DJIWJIJEJEIEORJRMMRRJJR
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHES SO CUTEEE
WHATS HER NAMEjun :
babes in case you forgot
this is literally a stray cat...its been here for not even half an hourhyu :
OH MY GOD CAN I NAME HERRRRRsoobinnie :
go ahead ighyu :
OKAY
HEY SAGE MY BABYYYYYYYY
guys meet sagebeom :
WIAHSUAIAJJSKWOOS
SAGE MY LOVEhyu :
I LOVE YOU SOOOOsoobinnie :
GET IT OUT.taehyunnie :
AHHHHHH
ITS BITING MEEEE HWLPEKDJSbeom :
she just want cuddles 🙁taehyunnie :
BITCH ITS SINKING ITS CLAWS INTO MEjun :
you guys are such idiots
herehyu :
YEONJUN WHY WOULD YOU THROW A RAW PIECE OF CHICKEN AT HERjun :
don't animals like that stuffhyu :
NOT WHEN IT HITS THEM SLAP BANG IN THEIR FACE???
someone update yeonjun he's stuck in his 1900 erasoobinnie :
look i'm gonna call a manager or smth
there's no way in hell i'm touching that 🗿
what kind of cat has no hairtaehyunnie :
i'm with bread lvr 999beom :
WHY ARE YOU DISCRIMINATING??
poor girlie where did she come from 🙁jun :
idc.
get it out of here.beom :
I'LL TAKE HER
HYUKA COME TO MY ROOM W ME WE'LL MAKE HER A BEDsoobinnie :
MOTHERFUCKER??? THATS MY ROOM TOO
there's gonna be fur everywhere and i cleaned literally yesterday 🧌taehyunnie :
"cleaned" my ass
so it wasn't you watching jjk for hours yesterday?soobinnie :
every day i get attacked by you guysjun :
BEOM DONT TAKE HER UPSTAIRS
TAEHYUN JUST SAID THERE WAS...SYRUP....ALL OVER THE FLOOR
DON'T GET IT ON THE BEDtaehyunnie :
thanks for reminding me i'm abt to pukehyu :
WELL WHAT DO WE DO WITH HER
she looks so tired 😞soobinnie :
i'm gonna go downstairs and buy some cat treats
pray to god bang pd doesn't see me
in fact, pray that jin won't see me that guy will snitch on us at any given chance
"make your own rules" my assjun :
anyway... you go do that.
AHHHHHHHHH
SHES NEXT TO THE WINDOWWtaehyunnie :
uh oh
gyu please don't-beom :
WHANSISJSJSJDJDH AHHHHHHHHHH
SHES WALKING TOWARD THE BALCONY
HELLO WE'RE ON THE TOP FLOORhyu :
wait
my cat senses are tingling
why does it seem like she's not alonesoobinnie :
oh god
please
not the hairless kittenstaehyunnie :
fuck
he's right
there's another...EIGHT?? 😟hyu :
AWWWEWWDIEIEJDJDKDKDJDKDKKDKD
THERES SOME FOR ALL OF USjun :
SOMEBODY CALL PEST CONTROL WHAT THE FUCK-----/////-----
i have a cold ayy 😂😂😂😂😂😭
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