the one with the serial liars

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the fact that i'm number one in taejun yet i haven't updated in 3 months is cute but also depressing

hyu :
ooohhh que sera 🗣

taehyunnie :
what does that mean

hyu :
it means buy me ramen

taehyunnie :
okay

hyu :
wait omg actually
i literally love you kiss me

taehyunnie :
whatever you want

jun :
guys would you rather date someone who religiously uses discord or date someone who is too strange for words

taehyunnie :
so in other words date soobin or beomgyu

beom :
QHAT

soobinnie :
what makes you think i use discord
...
don't answer that 😒

jun :
exactly weeb BOOOOOOOO

hyu :
right
so i'd date soobin because beomgyu scares me
and taehyun wouldn't let me ❤️

taehyunnie :
why are you lying
take him

beom :
damn. 🤕

soobinnie :
this is why hyuka's my favourite 💯

jun :
I'm your favourite you told me last night

soobinnie :
pardon. 😟
i said nothing of the sort

jun :
the north remembers soobin 😚

hyu :
soobin i can't believe i'm not your favourite

soobinnie :
i can't believe you believe yeonjun of all people

beom :
true
jun lies about literally everything

jun :
you literally told me yesterday that you found a pot of gold coins but a troll came and took them from you

beom :
i was high 😓

soobinnie :
WHAT

beom :
I'M JOKING
i don't support the lung failure agenda 🙅

jun :
right well my point is everyone here lies

hyu :
except me ☺️

taehyunnie :
you're probably the worst out of all of us

hyu :
hey. 🙁
i only lie if it's completely necessary
like in case telling the truth will get someone mad
like when i told soobin i was
oh
probably shouldn't finish that 😓

soobinnie :
no no.
continue 😁

hyu :
i lied about being sick for practice 😇

taehyunnie :
no you didn't i heard you throwing up

hyu :
that was just sounds off youtube
i was just tired from going to the gym sorry soobs >3<

soobinnie :
sigh
its okay
at least you were productive

beom :
close the gyms actually why are all of you bigger than me now 🤨

jun :
now??
when were you bigger than any of us

beom :
EXCUSE ME 😒
i'll have you know i used to tower over taehyun

taehyunnie :
in your dreams

soobinnie :
real

beom :
soobin stfu

soobinnie :
shouldn't you be saying that to taehyun???

beom :
when would i ever even dare ⁉️

hyu :
pride month is over. 😒

beom :
that's not what i meant
well
that's not ONLY what i meant
taehyun is a muscle bear he could pop my canines out

taehyunnie :
that's so oddly specific

beom :
love you tyun mwah please don't k word me

taehyunnie :
i guess

jun :
anyways gay people gather
what do you want for dinner

hyu :
chinese food please please please please PLEANSJSJEJE PLEASEEEEEE
PLEABSJEJEJEKENDN PLEASEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

taehyunnie :
don't die for chinese food

jun :
ALRIGHT DAMN 😟
i'll see what i can do

beom :
why do you never take my suggestions for dinner 💔

jun :
you literally had a chance of saying what you wanted???

beom :
my bad i just wanted to complain ❤️‍🩹

soobinnie :
realistically you were never going to win against kai
that's like a 3v1

hyu :
maknae perks what can i say

jun :
going to pick up the food
uh
why does this place look so sketchy on google maps

taehyunnie :
its rundown with peeling paint
that's how you know the food is incredible 💯

soobinnie :
true

jun :
ok i'm going i'm going

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