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the one where soobin loses his mind

HIIIII HAPPY FIFTY PARTS????
also this is from like two weeks ago but i'm still number one??

also.
20k reads.
i love you guys so much what if i crode

ALSO ALSO this was supposed to be posted on halloween so i adjusted everything sorry

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soobinnie :
so at the end of the fic taehyun runs back into the forest, transforms and reveals his identity! ☺️
fuck wrong gc.

taehyunnie :
i do WHAT
what are you writing... 🤨

jun :
am i in it

soobinnie :
????
okay yes but like as a background character

jun :
YOU DISRESPECTFUL PIECE OF SHIT 💔

hyu :
taehyun~~~

taehyunnie :
yes kai

hyu :
where's beomgyu >_<⁉️

taehyunnie :
sleeping next to me
grown ass man had a nightmare 😒

jun :
what was the nightmare about

taehyunnie :
idek
he said sumn like there was a meteor
eric from the boyz started dating somi?
and everyone was infected with some sort of disease
oh yeah and we broke up even though we aren't even together

soobinnie :
zaym

hyu :
DID YOU JUST SAY ZAYN???
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE 🗣🗣‼️‼️
anyway
taehyun wake him up 😁

taehyunnie :
not happening
you're giving me very suspicious vibes 🤨

jun :
here comes protective boyfriend taehyun yikers

soobinnie :
wait
where's my sweater ⁉️

taehyunnie :
which one you have like hundreds

soobinnie :
the one with the bear

beom :
I HEARD BEAR
good morning! 😜

soobinnie :
yeah hi
anyway
WHERE IS IT
ITS FREEZING IN MY BEDROOM
what the actual fuck
WHY DID THE BEDROOM LIGHT JUST TURN OFF ⁉️

jun :
well to be fair it was halloween like a few days ago

soobinnie :
that doesn't mean the dorm has to be haunted.
KAI

hyu :
yes

soobinnie :
give me my sweater

hyu :
you ass i don't have it 😕

soobinnie :
SO WHO
AND STOP MESSING WITH THE LIGHTS

beom :
hush little baby don't yu cry
they're not gna come @ night 🌃

jun :
excuse me what

hyu :
i low-key think if we try we can sneak into sm's halloween party

taehyunnie :
do you know how big their bodyguards are

hyu :
literally look at yourself in the mirror

taehyunnie :
i'm not worried about me 😹
i'm worried about YOU GUYS

soobinnie :
WHAT THE FUCK

jun :
what

soobinnie :
THE BUNK BED ON THE OTHER SIDE JUST COLLAPSED.

beom :
NOOOOOOOO
MY SEXY ASS BED 💔💔💔

jun :
it's okay we'll guilt trip one of the bts boys to buy a new one
kai gives yoongi some puppy eyes?? expect a premium mattress

hyu :
hey what's in this for me 😕

jun :
be grateful child

soobinnie :
i can't believe nobody is concerned about ME

taehyunnie :
i am
are you okay

soobinnie :
thank you tae ily
i'm okay just shaken

taehyunnie :
k

soobinnie :
BITCH