CHAPTER 1 HEYOOO

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Ohayo!!!!! I didn't know ppl would actually read this! 

So if you're here I'm assuming you watch BSD >:3 Glad to see I'm not the only one 

Lemme sort this out- I'm WangXianbutLesbains's s/o but you can call me Ash (they/them, thank you very much) I will be the author of this dump ;v; so hello

WXbL offered to share account w/ me so hello wattpad smh (PS: All of WXbL's stuff is cross-posted on ao3 so check it out and leave kudos or else Karl will frown upon youヾ('ヘ')ノ゙)

Anyways here ya go :DDDDDDD

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Dazai: You don't look very hungry, so I'm gonna eat this for you 😘

Atsushi: Hey! I was gonna eat that!!!

Ranpo, running into the room at full speed: I heard insidious drama and came running-

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Poe: I don't know how anyone would really like a person like me...

Ranpo: aHem

Karl: bItCh

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Atsushi: Good morning- Wait, why is it so dark in here?!

Yosano: Movie Day. Kenji picked F1nding N3mo. 

Kunikida: Oh fuck not again

Ranpo and Dazai, as the diver approaches the reef: sAsageYo

sASAgEyO sHinZou wO sAsAGeyO-

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Lol XD All of these are original based on shit me and my siblings do 

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