Zadr and Tagr oneshots (Discontinued)

🛸Save Me

Zim was in a tree in Dib's yard, watching him from afar. "Stupid Dib-thing, can't even take care of himself. He's almost an adult on Earth and yet he didn't eat anything today!" He muttered. He never understood human mental health even if he was on Earth for 5 years now.

Dib was in his room, sitting at his desk and staring at a handheld pencil sharpener. He grabbed a screwdriver from his drawer and took it apart, grabbing the blade. Zim watched closely, interested in what he was doing. Dib stared at the blade and glanced at his wrist before putting the blade down and sighing.

"I shouldn't...Dad and Gaz would be even more disappointed in me..." He muttered. There was a knock at his door and Clembrane came in, holding a bowl of pudding. "Hello my child!! You never ate all day so I got you pudding!" He smiled. Membrane fixed his coding a little so he acted less...dumb.

Dib looked at him and sighed. "Not hungry, Clem. Sorry." Clembrane frowned and went to him, patting his back. "When you are, come eat! I care about you son!" He smiled and left. Dib got up from his seat and closed the door. "Dad really needs to code him to shut the damn door."

He then went to his bed and laid down, staring out his window before he noticed Zim. He sat up and opened his window. "Zim, you need anything?" Zim blushed slightly and crossed his arms. "Zim needs nothing, unlike you! You haven't eaten anything all day and when was the last time you showered?!"

Dib laughed slightly and smiled. "Look at you, all mighty Zim actually cares about me! A worthless being." Zim looked at him and looked down. "You may be weak but you aren't worthless, Dib-stink. Actually...you're not that weak either. We've fought for 3 years and you somehow survived even when a couple of my plans killed others."

Dib leaned on his hand. "I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me." He smirked. Zim shrugged and got closer to him, his robotic spider legs clinging onto the wall. "Well, you aren't that bad, Dib..." He said softly.

Dib blushed softly and smiled at him. "Say Zim...have you ever wondered what it's like to kiss someone that isn't y'know...Irken?" Zim shook his head. "I cannot say I haven't as Irkens don't always feel the love emotion. Some do yet I'm one who doesn't."

Dib chuckled. "You sure, Zim? You've never felt warm whenever someone praised you or touched you in a comfortable way? Like hug, cuddle, hold hands..." Zim crossed his arms. "The only one I've ever cuddled was Gir. Mostly because he somehow likes cuddles."

Zim tilted his head. "Why do you ask such odd questions though?" Dib cupped his cheek gently. "Because I've always wondered what it was like to kiss an alien." He smiled. Zim backed away, blushing hard. "I-I- um- I have to go now!!" He yelled and ran off to his home.

Dib stared at his home before closing his window and chuckled. "How could I be such an idiot? Zim hates me, Gaz hates me, Dad never loved me...no one loves me. Tomorrow, after skool, I'm gonna kill myself." He said to himself.

Zim was in his base, tears falling down his face. He put a small microphone in Dib's room to spy on him but now he uses it just because. He heard everything Dib said and clenched his fists. Gir went to him, smiling. "Mastah!! I made cupcakes for you and me!"

The next day, at skool...

Zim walked in the halls, a pink hoodie with darker pink stripes on the sleeves. He went to Dib's locker and slammed it shut, making Dib jump. He looked at Zim and huffed. "Well hello to you too, asshole." Zim crossed his arms. "Dib, I'm inviting you to my house after school! Got that? You better come!"

Dib stared at him and crossed his arms. "Why so sudden? You aren't planning to kill me, are you?" Zim huffed and growled. "We both know I'm past that!! I'm just being nice." Suddenly, Dib was shoved to the ground by some kid and landed on his arm.

Zim perked up and growled. "Hey, watch what you do with him!!" The kid, Torque, looked at Zim and chuckled. "Or what, green boy? Gonna hurt me?" He smirked. Zim clenched his fists and grabbed Torque's wrist, pinning him to the lockers. "Or else I'll rip both arms off and shove them up your ASS!!!" He screamed.

Torque froze in fear and gulped. "Ok, ok, I'm sorry..!! Just let me go!" Zim let him go and huffed before looking at Dib and standing him back up. "Is your arm ok..?" He asked softly. Dib nodded, blushing slightly. Zim smiled and held his hand. "Let's go to class now, Dib-stink." He joked.

After skool...

A few kids were ganging up on Dib, beating him up and hurting him badly. Dib was screaming in pain as they hurt him, they already broke his nose and glasses. One kid was about to stab Dib with a glass shard before something shoved him.

Zim attacked the kids, brutally beating them up. His spider legs stabbed some in their arms and legs while others threw them around. "Leave my Dib alone!!!" He screamed. Soon all the kids ran off screaming and crying as he went to Dib. "Dib, are you ok..?!"

Dib was curled up, crying. "I'm nothing but weak..!!" He cried. Zim frowned and sat next to him, hugging him. "You're not weak, Dib. Don't cry, I promise you'll be ok." Dib hugged him tightly, crying into his chest as Zim picked him up.

"I'm taking you to my home, got that, Dib?" Dib nodded and curled into him. Zim carried him to his home and got him to lay down on the couch. Gir came in, smiling. "Welcome home, master!! Is Mary here? My cupcakes are ready to be eaten!"

Zim looked at him and went to him. "Gir, keep an eye on Dib-thing, ok? I don't trust him alone." He said softly. Gir looked at him and noticed he was actually scared for Dib. Gir may be a robot with 0 brains but when it was time to be not joking around, he took it slightly seriously. And thanks to Zim coding him to be more better-

Gir smiled and nodded. "Sure thing, master!" Zim left to his base as Gir sat on the floor. "Mary, do you love master?" He asked. Dib sighed and sat up. "In all honesty, I love him deeply. Do...do you know if he likes me back..?"

Gir smiled more and nodded. "Last night he was really red and was talking about ya! He said something about you wanting to kiss him and he got nervous but regrets he backed out."

Dib smiled slightly and sat next to him. "Tell me more, Gir..."

Later that night...

Dib was smiling in his bed, staring at the ceiling. "Zim might love me..." He said to himself. He then looked down and frowned. "But if anyone found out I was gay, they'd all hate me even more...and maybe Zim is feeling something else. Who would actually love me..?"

He got up and went to the bathroom. He closed the door and locked it, turning on the water. Dib looked at himself in the mirror and broke the mirror, grabbing a shard and starting to slice his wrists. They were deep, deep cuts as he got more and more aggressive.

Soon, his whole arm was covered in blood. He smiled slightly and laughed. "I-I can't believe I'm doing this..!" He lifted the shard up and was about to stab himself before someone pinned him to the floor and grabbed the shard.

It was Zim...

Zim panted heavily, tears falling down his face as he trembled softly. He then started to cry as he threw the shard away and grabbed Dib's hands. "Dib, you fucking idiot..!! What were you thinking..?! You would have died..!"

Dib stared at him and smiled. "That's why I did it Zim..!! Don't you see?! I want to die..!!" Zim hugged him tightly, crying into his chest. "WELL I DON'T, DIB!!!" He shouted. Dib looked at him and frowned slightly. "...why..?" Dib asked. Zim gripped his shirt tightly. "B-because, I love you..!" He cried.

Dib teared up and hugged him close. "Oh Zim...I-I'm so sorry..." Zim looked up at him and cupped his face. "You should be, jerk...you scared the hell out of me..." He said softly. Dib blushed softly and leaned his head onto Zim's.

Zim closed his eyes and sighed. "Dib...can we try that kiss now..?" Dib smiled slightly and kissed him gently, holding him closer. Zim kissed back, wrapping his arms around Dib's neck.

The kiss was very gentle and loving, filled with care and romance. Zim soon pulled away and nuzzled Dib's neck. "I love you..." Dib smiled. "Love you too, Zim..."

Zim glared at him. "But you need a fucking shower, you stink-"