monkey and mexican-EHEM.. i mean love story...

the monkey (baileys POV)

Mrowllll. Oh yeahhhh. I look in the mirror at myself and even if i am wearing my school uniform, i still look hooooooot. grrr, go get em tiger, i say to myself and make a smoulder face at myself. i wink, spray a bit of perfume and go downstairs. 'breakfast!' yells mum. 'fuck off you hairy legged skank' i say back. she is soooo hurt because shes a little hairy monkey puss puss. [AT SCHOOL] i walk into the school, and the first thing i see is....*HIM* my sergy-wooty-bubs I think, as i walk past him and blow him a kiss, he sees me, and being the silly fishy i am, i squeal and run into a bush to hang out with my whale horders, because im scared to get insulted by the  baddest baddie in school... i giggled and decided i needed something to....enlighten my mood...TO THE BATHROOMS FOR A PUFF😍😍