Broadway Homestuck Lyrics

Karkalicious

4, 3, 2, FUCK YOU

LISTEN UP Y'ALL, THIS SHIT IS IRONIC

STRIDER'S BEATS ARE BEST SUITED TO TROLLS HOOKED ON PHONICS

KARKALICIOUS DEFINITION MAKES TEREZI LOCO

SHE WANTS TO KNOW THE SECRETS THAT SHE CAN'T TASTE IN MY PHOTO

DYING TO JUST KNOW THE FLAVOR, I AIN'T DOING *HER* NO FAVORS!

NO REASONS WHY I TEASE HER, FLUSH JUST COMES AND GOES LIKE SEASONS

I'M KARKALICIOUS (SO DELICIOUS)

NO, I DON'T DO KISMESIS

AND IF YOU READ ANY FANFICS, ALL THAT SHIT IS FICTITIOUS

I BLOW KISSES (MWAH)

DON'T MATTER IF WE'RE JUST MOIRAILS

TROLLS BE LINING DOWN THE VEIL FOR A CHANCE TO FILL A PAIL (4, 3, 2, FUCK YOU)

SO DELICIOUS (SUPER SWEET)

SO DELICIOUS (FUCKING ADORABLOODTHIRSTY)

SO DELICIOUS (EVEN EGBERT WANTS A PIECE OF ME)

I'M KARKALICIOUS (L- L- L- L- LIKE CANDY, CANDY)

KARKALICIOUS DEF-

KARKALICIOUS DEF-

GODDAMN IT DOC SCRATCH, STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH MY MIC-

KARKALICIOUS DEFINITION MAKES THE SHIPPERS CRAZY

NEPETA'S ALWAYS SQUEALING CUTESY PET NAMES LIKE KAR-KITTY

I'M THE K TO THE A, R, K, THE A, THE T

AND THE *MAJORITY* OF PAIRINGS HAD BETTER INCLUDE ME

I'M KARKALICIOUS (SO DELICIOUS)

MY BODY STAYS VICIOUS

ALL THE HIGHBLOODS FEELING NERVOUS CUZ I'M DOING SOME FITNESS

ZAHHAK'S MY WITNESS ({WHISTLE})

BET THAT SHIP CURLS NEPETA'S TAIL

AND HE'LL BE NEEDING ALL THE TOWELS CUZ IMMA MAKE HIM SWEAT PAILS (4, 3, 2, FUCK YOU)

SO DELICIOUS (SUPER SWEET)

SO DELICIOUS (FUCKING ADORABLOODTHIRSTY)

SO DELICIOUS (EVEN EGBERT WANTS A PIECE OF ME)

I'M KARKALICIOUS

NOW YOU NOOKSUCKERS HOLD THE FUCK UP, CHECK IT OUT

BABY, BABY, BABY

IF YOU REALLY WANT ME

HONEY, GET SOME PATIENCE

MAYBE THEN YOU'LL GET A TASTE

I'LL BE TASTY, TASTY

I'LL BE LACED WITH LACEY

IT'S SO TASTY, TASTY

IT'LL MAKE YOU CRAZY

T, TO THE A, TO THE S, T, E, Y, FUCKING TASTY

T, TO THE A, TO THE S, T, E, Y, FUCKING TASTY

D, TO THE E, TO THE L, I, C, I, O, U, S

TO THE D, TO THE E, TO THE, TO THE

I'LL JUST SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU

ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND, TROLLS GATHER 'ROUND

ALWAYS SNIFFING AT ME, WANT TO GUESS THE COLOR OF MY BLOOD

I JUST WANT TO SAY IT NOW, I AIN'T TRYING TO ROUND UP ANY DRAMA, LITTLE FUCKER

I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

AND I GUESS I'M COMING OFF AS JUST A LITTLE INSECURE

ALTHOUGH I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW MY SECRET'S FUCKING AWESOME

BUT I'M TRYING TO TELL, IT'S A SECRET THAT I JUST DON'T *WANT* TO TELL

TEREZI SAYS I SMELL DELICIOUS (SO DELICIOUS)

NO, I DON'T DO KISMESIS

AND IF YOU READ ANY FANFICS, ALL THAT SHIT IS FICTITIOUS

I BLOW KISSES (MWAH)

DON'T MATTER IF WE'RE JUST MOIRAILS

TROLLS BE LINING DOWN THE VEIL FOR A CHANCE TO FILL A PAIL (4, 3, 2, FUCK YOU)

MY BODY STAYS VICIOUS

ZAHHAK'S BEEN FEELING NERVOUS CUZ I GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS

NEPETA'S MY WITNESS (MEOW)

I'LL EVEN LET HER FIRST SHIP SAIL

JUST WATCH THAT KITTEN BE THE FIRST IN LINE TO FILL A PAIL

SO DELICIOUS (ERIDAN SEE)

SO DELICIOUS (YOU CAN TRUST ME)

SO DELICIOUS (I'LL HELP YOU BE)

I'M KARKALICIOUS (L- L- L- L- LIKE CANDY, CANDY)

IT'S SO DELICIOUS (AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE)

SO DELICIOUS (AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE)

SO DELICIOUS (AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE)

I'M KARKALICIOUS (SHE SAYS MY BLOOD IS LIKE CANDY, CANDY)

T, TO THE A, TO THE S, T, E, Y, FUCKING TASTY

T, TO THE A, TO THE S, T, E, Y, FUCKING TASTY

T, TO THE A, TO THE S, T, E, Y, FUCKING TASTY

T, TO THE A, TO THE, TO THE, TO THE, TO THE

TO THE D, TO THE E, TO THE L, I, C, I, O, U, S

TO THE D, TO THE E, TO THE L, I, C, I, O, U, S

TO THE D, TO THE E, TO THE L, I, C, I, O, U, S

TO THE D, TO THE E, TO THE-

[NOW WAIT JUST A MOTHERFUCKING SECOND.

DO I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO SPELL THIS SHIT UNTIL THE VERY END OF THE SONG?

I MEAN, WHOEVER FUCKING WROTE THE ORIGINAL

NEVER HAD ACCESS TO SPELLCHECK I GUESS,

BECAUSE T- A- S- T- E- Y- DOES NOT SPELL TASTY.

WAS THIS FERGIE DOUCHEMUFFIN ILLITERATE OR SOMETHING?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HUMAN RAP ARTISTS ARE THE ONLY ONES BRAVE ENOUGH TO WRITE THEIR OWN GRAMMATICAL TRAINWRECKS AND CALL IT MUSIC?

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS WILL SMITH DOING?

HE DOESN'T THROW DOWN SICK FIRES ANYMORE?

FUCK THIS SHIT, I QUIT.]

~Original song: "Fergalicious" (2006) by Fergie and will.i.am

~This song is a parody by Broadway Karkat

~I am not Broadway Karkat and not associated with Broadway Karkat in any way