I hope you like these jokes. This is dedicated to the Instagram account @bfrules! They are an amazing boyfriend rules account please go and follow them.
1) My boyfriend is not allowed to talk to anybody after I go to sleep. Want to talk call Jake from State farm.
2) My boyfriend is not allowed to laugh at another girl's joke. Ya think its funny? Well we will decide that together!
3) My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there.
4) My boyfriend isn't allowed to sneeze in public. Bitches will think its okay to say "bless you". He's already blessed he has me.
5) My boyfriend isn't allowed to hide his phone from me as long ad we're together its not an iPhone its a WePhone.
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RandomThis is basically a book about jokes, quotes, and silly sayings that I find funny, or humorous and are important to me. Please feel free to share your favorite jokes or quotes in the comments. I would love to add them to the story.
