Missed me? Sorry been busy. But anyways lets get back to laughing. Also in love with Rixton right now. Also it's Father's day so the theme of these jokes are all related to fathers.
1) Thank you for knocking up mom.
2)Happy Father's day to someone who's marriage has been replaced by the fifty shades of grey.
3) Q:What is the most confusing day in America?
A: Father's Day
80%of people don't know whom to wish
20% are scared someone will come and wish them
4) 4 year-old daughter: Daddy since you lost your job and mommy is supporting us should I give your father's day card to her?
Now for the rest of these I will write five common dadly sayings:
6) When I was your age...
7) Go ask your mother!
8)Because I said so.
9)You're grounded till you're thirty!
10) Don't make me stop the car!
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Guide to Laughing 101
De TodoThis is basically a book about jokes, quotes, and silly sayings that I find funny, or humorous and are important to me. Please feel free to share your favorite jokes or quotes in the comments. I would love to add them to the story.
