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1) Friend: Hey I just put my laundry in the fridge...sometimes I think I'm retarded :P
Me: Oh I do that all the time!
Friend: Put your laundry in the fridge?
Me: No, think you're retarded!
2) Me: Yo mama so fat she didn't need the internet, she is already worldwide!
Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Me: Sorry mom!
3) An apple a day keeps anyone away... If you throw it hard enough.
4) Everyone has good days and bad days, mine however are more like good hours and bad years.
5) Everything is made in China. Except babies they are made in Vachina.
6) Sends selfies to NASA because you're a star!
7) 99% of what I say is a joke.
8) I fail to understand the "good " in good morning.
9) If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study.
10) You could give me 50 years to do all my homework and I still wouldn't do any of it until the day before its due.
BONUS*** Q:Does England have a fourth of July?
A: EVERY COUNTRY HAS A July 4th day :)
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Guide to Laughing 101
De TodoThis is basically a book about jokes, quotes, and silly sayings that I find funny, or humorous and are important to me. Please feel free to share your favorite jokes or quotes in the comments. I would love to add them to the story.
