How's your week going? I can't wait till Christmas break! I just really want a break from Life in general. Enjoy!
1)"Don't try this at home!" Okay I'll try it at my friend's place.
2)Remember when we all died in 2012. Good times, good times.
3)Photographers are very violent people. First they shoot you, then they frame you, and lastly they hang you on a wall.
5) Hate when I lose something and my parents say guess you didn't care about it enough. Let's face the truth it's not like you've never lost me in a grocery store...
6)Time goes by fast when avoiding homework.
7)Somewhere between wide awake and exhausted.
8)The simplest math equation: Me+Bed=Best couple ever.
9)I'm so lucky that people can't read my thoughts.
10)Don't treat someone like an iPhone when they treat you like a blackberry.
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Guide to Laughing 101
RandomThis is basically a book about jokes, quotes, and silly sayings that I find funny, or humorous and are important to me. Please feel free to share your favorite jokes or quotes in the comments. I would love to add them to the story.