How's everyone's Black Friday going? I bought a bunch of stuff! Bonsoir.
1)Friends ate forever until they get in a relationship.
2) Women only own one percent of the world's land. Say what? That is unfair!
3)Thomas Edison killed more than 40 animals in his little experiments with electricity.
4) I don't want your "part-time" feelings.
5)I'm leaving you because you never asked me to stay.
6)I'll be okay. Is that what you want me to say?
7)I would think a man with a helmet defending his country would make more money than a man with a helmet defending a football.
8)Laziness is moi middle name.
9)I'm the most stressed out laziest person ever even I don't know how I do it?
10)If you can do liquid eyeliner you can do anything!
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Guide to Laughing 101
RandomThis is basically a book about jokes, quotes, and silly sayings that I find funny, or humorous and are important to me. Please feel free to share your favorite jokes or quotes in the comments. I would love to add them to the story.
