Christmas jokes

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1) Santa: Hello employment agency I asked for elves not Elvis!

2)Rudolph: Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks?

Santa: Because they are my star bucks.

3)Please note: Christmas has been canceled. Apparently you told Santa that you had been good this year. He died laughing.

4)Santa: whose idea was it to invite frosty into the hot tub?

5)Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho ho ho.

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