Hey guys so you all know I haven't really updated in a while well what can I say things get really busy sometimes. Anyway let's keep laughing.
1) A pizza a day keeps the sadness away.
2) Whenever I get depressed I cut myself... a nice piece of cake. Yum!
3) I heard she was born naked that slut!
4) Ever had that one friend that really isn't your "friend except that they think you are and so does everyone else and your just like dude I hate her!
5) If the weather didn't change 9 out of 10 people wouldn't be able to start a conversation.
6) I touch myself whenever I think of you. More importantly I rub my temples because of how annoying you are!
7) Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider ;)
8) I was going to post a status on Facebook, but then I remembered that I had family on there.
9) Don't ever let another girl cry on another guys shoulder as a shoulder to cry on becomes a d*** to ride on.
10) Tall, hot boys with deep sexy voices make me weak.
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Guide to Laughing 101
RandomThis is basically a book about jokes, quotes, and silly sayings that I find funny, or humorous and are important to me. Please feel free to share your favorite jokes or quotes in the comments. I would love to add them to the story.
