Quirky Quotes

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Hello there! This book seems to be the most popular of all so I will try to update a bit more frequently. Comment your fav joke, quote, or saying. Have a great middle of the week day!

1)Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios.

2)I love you with all my butt, I would say heart but my butt is bigger.

3)What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it's supposed to be.

4)A penny for your thoughts, a dollar if you stop thinking.

5)Beauty is in the eye of the plastic surgeon.

6)Why fit in when you were made to stand out. ~Dr.Seuss

7)Quirky is sexy, like scars or a crooked smile.

8)A little bit of what you FANCY can do you good.

9)The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

10)The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. ~Albert Einstein

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