My besties had planned to go on a trip to the burmuda triangle for months now I was so excited I got out ma delishous Corolla bear ihaling the sizzle from the beer reading the label cus it taste funny. New! Toyata's Corolla Flavored Beer With A Hint Of Gasoline! I then put in my 2 dollar airpods and vibe to my awesome music. (A thousand miles starts playing) I strangely passed out on the plane for a second I thought I heard my friends plotting to throw me off the plane but they are trustworthy. Once I woke up I put my piss flavored cologne on as a headed towards the washroom. Just as I got out of my seat the bathroom was free "fucking finally I was Abt to shit my pants" lucky for me they had my favourite show on cocomelon. I then took my big ass Shrek dump and left smellin like poopy. I then fell asleep again. Damn this would make a nice deodorant.
Drunk shrek goes crazyy
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Lord Farquaad's pov
All I can say is this cocomelon bitch has destroyed my life. Lucky for me my friends and I have decided to come up with a plan to get rid of him for good. Once we put melatonin in his swamp tea he'll fall sleep into a deep slumber. We decide to throw him off the plane lucky for us the one who's flying the plane is my wife princess Fiona she has also agreed to be a part of the plan to get revenge on Shrek for dumping her so we don't have to worry Abt anything going wrong. Once he passed out Donkey and I opened up the door hatch as I then pushed that bitch to his misery he just woke up as soon as he hit the water. "I cAnT SwIM" Shrek screeched. We then had a funeral party celebrating Shrek's death.
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