(a/n: some of the typos are supposed to be there for example if finney or bruce get like exited and start screaming in all caps its supposed to be misspelled sometimes lol. also don't mind the photo i just found it and thought it was funny asf)
GC: just kill me already
12:43 a.m.
saturday
finsarm: OMG GUYS
finsarm: GUYS OMG OLEASE
finsarm: WAKE UO ISTG
finsarm: ....
*mintyman is online*
mintyman: istg this better be important
mintyman: if your over reacting im gonna kill you
*newsboy is online*
*invisiblegriffin is online*
newsboy: finney if this isnt important im literally going to send you to the deep dark pits of hell or some shit
invisiblegriffin: this better be good
finsarm: this is kinda homophonic of you guys😕😫
mintyman: just go on with what you were gonna say please
finsarm: ok whatever
finsarm: SOO bruce your so lucky that im in like the same class as vance cuz i heard him talking ab you
mintyman: IM SORRY WHAT. TELL ME YOUR NOT JOKING IM AB TO HAVE A OANIC ATTACK
newsboy: bruce are you crying
mintyman: SHUT UP LEAVE ME BE😰😭
mintyman: FINNEY PLEASE CONTINUE
finsarm: so basically i stopped doing my work for a sec and guess what i heard him say 🤭🤭
mintyman: WHAT DID HE SAY 😭😭🙏
invisiblegriffin: bros on his knees begging rn🙄
mintyman: how'd you know...
newsboy: 😨🫢
finsarm: ill wait.
mintyman: NO NEED PLEASE GO ONN
finsarm: ok good cuz he said, and i quote " oh bruce? yeah hes cute but like every girl ever has a crush on him even if he dosent like girls... its really annoying that they're all over him tbh"
*mintyman went offline*
newsboy: LMFAO🤣
finsarm: is he dead?
invisiblegriffin: probably but anyways i'm going to bed cuz i'm tired 😑 you queers make me sick and tired istg 🙄🙄
*invisiblegriffin went offline*
newsboy: did he just call us queers 😨😨
finny: his homophobia feels to real, he's giving me flashbacks🫢😭
*invisiblegriffin is online*
invisiblegriffin: thats because it is. now go to bed queers
*invisiblegriffin went offline*
newsboy: yes sir🫡
finsarm: yall act like i actually sleep
newsboy: ......
finsarm: ok fine😞
*newsboy went offline*
*finsarm went offline*
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The Black Phone GC (with gen z humor)
Randombasically if tbp characters had a group chat but its like based in 2022 does that make sense? finney: finsarm robin: robinsbandana bruce: mintyman vance: pinballvance billy: newsboy griffin: invisiblegriffin gwen: gwengremlin the grabber:dumbfucking...
