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GC: kill me istg
tuesday
8:59 am

finsarm: guys
finsarm: guys
finsarm: guys help

mintyman: what happened now

invisiblegriffin: wait first r you genuinely ok finney like fr last we heard from you, you were fucking bleeding on Robin Arellano's steps

finsarm: WELL I WAS AB TO TELL YOU

newsboy: 🍵🍵👂👂🤨🤨

mintyman: dude we have so much time rn

invisiblegriffin: true we literally dont have school today

finsarm: ok well first he immediately opened the door 🤭🤭 and pulled me in 🫣 and actually lifted me up to put me on the sink 😭😭😭and he was like fixing my face up and was in between my legs AHAHAAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHH🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

mintyman: mans living y/ns life rn istg

invisiblegriffin: RAH RAHHU WHY CANT THIS HAPPEN TO ME ?!?!?!?THIS IS WHY I HATE GAYS THEIR ALWAYS LIVING MY DREAM 😭😭😭😭

mintyman: 😟

finsarm:😦

newsboy: ✋

invisiblegriffin: stfu queer

newsboy: ☹️

mintyman: ok but why cant me and vance do this ☹️✊ #singlelivesmatter

finsarm: i can change that🫦

mintyman: no😨

newsboy: i hate all of you fin go back to your story 😞✊

finsarm:OK WELL BASICALLY HE DRAGGED ME UP STAIRS TO HIS BEDROOM AND GAVE ME HIS CLOTHES DNSNSNSNSNWJWJRBR

mintyman: sobbing,crying,weeping,shredding tears,wailing,bawling,sniveling,grieving,mourning,tearing up,sorrowing,blubbering,teary,shrieking,ringing,roaring,booming,bitter,miserable,depressing,demented,unhinged.

invisiblegriffin: i agree

newsboy: ^^

finsarm: therapy all of you

newsboy: shut up you know damn well you are way worse than any of us.

finsarm: yes sir🫡,ok but back to my story i try to like say we can like study and I'm apologizing and bro puts his HAND ON MY MOUTH MAN MU STOMACH LITERALLY DID FLIPS 🤭🤭🤭

mintyman: butterfly's rn 🤭🤭

newsboy: same tbh🫣🫣

invisiblegriffin: billy no.

newsboy:😞🫡

mintyman: finn what happened next🤨🤨

finsarm:.. bro pushed me down onto the bed.

mintyman: WHATSBEBSSBW

newsboy: HUHHGAGAGAHA

invisiblegriffin: KMS DHDJSNS

finsarm: IKR ABAHAHAHA

mintyman: WOAH WAIT WHAT NEXT?????

invisiblegriffin: BRO ISTG IF Y'ALL ACTUALLY

finsarm: NO NO NO WE DID NOT DO THAT YOU DIRTY MINDED FREAKS WE JUST WATCHED A MOVIE AND NOW HES ASLEEP BESIDES ME BASICALLY CLINGING TO MY SIDE AND IDK WHAT TO DO

mintyman: ok so to get out of this situation you have to go back to sleep and pray he wakes up and you don't have to face that awkward situation 🤭

finsarm: HES WAKING UP DUC BYE BYE TTYL

*finsarm is offline*

mintyman: we taught him so well

invisiblegriffin: who tf is we 🤨

newsboy: 😶🍵

*everyone went offline*

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