GC: kill me istg
tuesday
8:59 am
finsarm: guys
finsarm: guys
finsarm: guys help
mintyman: what happened now
invisiblegriffin: wait first r you genuinely ok finney like fr last we heard from you, you were fucking bleeding on Robin Arellano's steps
finsarm: WELL I WAS AB TO TELL YOU
newsboy: 🍵🍵👂👂🤨🤨
mintyman: dude we have so much time rn
invisiblegriffin: true we literally dont have school today
finsarm: ok well first he immediately opened the door 🤭🤭 and pulled me in 🫣 and actually lifted me up to put me on the sink 😭😭😭and he was like fixing my face up and was in between my legs AHAHAAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHH🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
mintyman: mans living y/ns life rn istg
invisiblegriffin: RAH RAHHU WHY CANT THIS HAPPEN TO ME ?!?!?!?THIS IS WHY I HATE GAYS THEIR ALWAYS LIVING MY DREAM 😭😭😭😭
mintyman: 😟
finsarm:😦
newsboy: ✋
invisiblegriffin: stfu queer
newsboy: ☹️
mintyman: ok but why cant me and vance do this ☹️✊ #singlelivesmatter
finsarm: i can change that🫦
mintyman: no😨
newsboy: i hate all of you fin go back to your story 😞✊
finsarm:OK WELL BASICALLY HE DRAGGED ME UP STAIRS TO HIS BEDROOM AND GAVE ME HIS CLOTHES DNSNSNSNSNWJWJRBR
mintyman: sobbing,crying,weeping,shredding tears,wailing,bawling,sniveling,grieving,mourning,tearing up,sorrowing,blubbering,teary,shrieking,ringing,roaring,booming,bitter,miserable,depressing,demented,unhinged.
invisiblegriffin: i agree
newsboy: ^^
finsarm: therapy all of you
newsboy: shut up you know damn well you are way worse than any of us.
finsarm: yes sir🫡,ok but back to my story i try to like say we can like study and I'm apologizing and bro puts his HAND ON MY MOUTH MAN MU STOMACH LITERALLY DID FLIPS 🤭🤭🤭
mintyman: butterfly's rn 🤭🤭
newsboy: same tbh🫣🫣
invisiblegriffin: billy no.
newsboy:😞🫡
mintyman: finn what happened next🤨🤨
finsarm:.. bro pushed me down onto the bed.
mintyman: WHATSBEBSSBW
newsboy: HUHHGAGAGAHA
invisiblegriffin: KMS DHDJSNS
finsarm: IKR ABAHAHAHA
mintyman: WOAH WAIT WHAT NEXT?????
invisiblegriffin: BRO ISTG IF Y'ALL ACTUALLY
finsarm: NO NO NO WE DID NOT DO THAT YOU DIRTY MINDED FREAKS WE JUST WATCHED A MOVIE AND NOW HES ASLEEP BESIDES ME BASICALLY CLINGING TO MY SIDE AND IDK WHAT TO DO
mintyman: ok so to get out of this situation you have to go back to sleep and pray he wakes up and you don't have to face that awkward situation 🤭
finsarm: HES WAKING UP DUC BYE BYE TTYL
*finsarm is offline*
mintyman: we taught him so well
invisiblegriffin: who tf is we 🤨
newsboy: 😶🍵
*everyone went offline*
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The Black Phone GC (with gen z humor)
Randombasically if tbp characters had a group chat but its like based in 2022 does that make sense? finney: finsarm robin: robinsbandana bruce: mintyman vance: pinballvance billy: newsboy griffin: invisiblegriffin gwen: gwengremlin the grabber:dumbfucking...
